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Miracle Dog

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad

habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to

keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown.

One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his

wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him

so he decided to call it a day.

That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the

backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench

glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked toward the

heavens and proclaimed,

"A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!

Q - What happened to the cat who ate a ball of wool?

A- She had mittens!

Georgia Law

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday