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This one is SO bad!

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~*~Akiba~*~

A MEDICAL GROANERA man walked into a doctor's office and asked the doctor to inspect his leg. The man said, "Here, put your ear to my knee."

The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard very faintly, "Come on, can I have five bucks, just five bucks?"

The doctor stepped back in horror, and the man said, "I know, but it gets worse. Put your ear to my shin." The doctor put his ear to the man's shin and heard very faintly, "Come on, can I have ten bucks, just ten bucks?"

Once again, the doctor stood up, perplexed. The man then said, "If that surprises you, put your ear to my ankle." The doctor put his ear to the man's ankle and heard faintly, "Come on, can I have twenty bucks, just twenty bucks?"

The doctor stood up and said, "Well, I can I make just one conclusion. Your leg is broke in three places."

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Lol, Akiba. That IS a groaner! But funny nonetheless.love, Kate A MEDICAL GROANERTo: mserslife > > > This one is SO bad!> > > ~*~Hugs~*~> ~*~Akiba~*~> > > A MEDICAL GROANER> A man walked into a doctor's office and asked the doctor to > inspect his leg.> The man said, "Here, put your ear to my knee."> The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard very faintly, > "Come on,> can I have five bucks, just five bucks?"> The doctor stepped back in horror, and the man said, "I know, > but it gets> worse. Put your ear to my shin." The doctor put his ear to the > man's shin> and heard very faintly, "Come on, can I have ten bucks, just ten > bucks?"Once again, the doctor stood up, perplexed. The man then > said, "If that> surprises you, put your ear to my ankle." The doctor put his ear > to the man> s ankle and heard faintly, "Come on, can I have twenty bucks, > just twenty> bucks?"> The doctor stood up and said, "Well, I can I make just one > conclusion. Your> leg is broke in three places."> > > love and blessings,Kate

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