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Kids jokes, Funny things kids say.

Kids writing about the sea and the funny things they say.

Number 13 is the funniest.

Innocent misuse of language by small children

KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA

This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. ( age 6)

Oysters' balls are called pearls. ( age 6)

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all

round you, you are incontinent. ( Lyle age 7)

Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like .

She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. ( age

8)

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie

age 6)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean.

Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the

wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans .

( age 7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful. I like their shiny tails. And how on

earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)

I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming

and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just

got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you

a

shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to

plug them selves into chargers. ( age 7)

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy

small.( age 6)

Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go

down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Beth age 8)

On holidays my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat arse. (Desmond age 7)

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