Guest guest Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Humorous story I thought I'd share. Got to find it where you can, right? XD In the car with my Dad, Nada's mad because she can't find her keys in her purse so of course somebody else MUST have misplaced them. She whines angrily that " Somebody took me keys. " I say, " Mom, nobody took your keys, " and she goes, " Suuuure they didn't. Guess I'm just gonna have to start sleeping with them. " (paranoid or what?) Five minutes down the road she says quietly to Dad, " Found my keys. I switched everything over to a new purse today and the pockets are different. " She giggles, " I'm not crazy. " Dad says, " I didn't say you were. " She goes, " Well you've just been looking at me all day like I'm crazy. Just don't want you to think I'm borderline personality or something. " Dad and I exchanged knowing looks in the rear view mirror and try not to bust out laughing. I told my other siblings about it later and got a good laugh out of it. You know what the best part is? None of us have accused her of having BPD. *SHE* bought the workbook for SWOE a few months ago (have no idea why) and even since she's been trying to prove she doesn't have it (bahaha). Makes me wonder if maybe her therapist has given her a diagnosis she's not happy with? ROFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 I wonder if she looked through your stuff to draw that conclusion? > ** > > > Humorous story I thought I'd share. Got to find it where you can, right? XD > > In the car with my Dad, Nada's mad because she can't find her keys in her > purse so of course somebody else MUST have misplaced them. She whines > angrily that " Somebody took me keys. " I say, " Mom, nobody took your keys, " > and she goes, " Suuuure they didn't. Guess I'm just gonna have to start > sleeping with them. " (paranoid or what?) > > Five minutes down the road she says quietly to Dad, " Found my keys. I > switched everything over to a new purse today and the pockets are > different. " > > She giggles, " I'm not crazy. " > > Dad says, " I didn't say you were. " hro > > She goes, " Well you've just been looking at me all day like I'm crazy. Just > don't want you to think I'm borderline personality or something. " > > Dad and I exchanged knowing looks in the rear view mirror and try not to > bust out laughing. I told my other siblings about it later and got a good > laugh out of it. > > You know what the best part is? None of us have accused her of having BPD. > *SHE* bought the workbook for SWOE a few months ago (have no idea why) and > even since she's been trying to prove she doesn't have it (bahaha). Makes me > wonder if maybe her therapist has given her a diagnosis she's not happy > with? ROFL. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 It's possible, but it's all on my computer which needs both a password and a face recognition thing to log in. I doubt she's computer savvy enough to crack it. The only other thing I can think of is that workbook which she bought. Maybe she saw someone else reading it or something... > ** > > > Humorous story I thought I'd share. Got to find it where you can, right? XD > > In the car with my Dad, Nada's mad because she can't find her keys in her > purse so of course somebody else MUST have misplaced them. She whines > angrily that " Somebody took me keys. " I say, " Mom, nobody took your keys, " > and she goes, " Suuuure they didn't. Guess I'm just gonna have to start > sleeping with them. " (paranoid or what?) > > Five minutes down the road she says quietly to Dad, " Found my keys. I > switched everything over to a new purse today and the pockets are > different. " > > She giggles, " I'm not crazy. " > > Dad says, " I didn't say you were. " hro > > She goes, " Well you've just been looking at me all day like I'm crazy. Just > don't want you to think I'm borderline personality or something. " > > Dad and I exchanged knowing looks in the rear view mirror and try not to > bust out laughing. I told my other siblings about it later and got a good > laugh out of it. > > You know what the best part is? None of us have accused her of having BPD. > *SHE* bought the workbook for SWOE a few months ago (have no idea why) and > even since she's been trying to prove she doesn't have it (bahaha). Makes me > wonder if maybe her therapist has given her a diagnosis she's not happy > with? ROFL. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 That's super weird I wonder how she found out? I've seen my nada do things like that. For a while she and my dad walked around telling people they were codependent and he was the enabler. Then they'd laugh hysterically. > ** > > > It's possible, but it's all on my computer which needs both a password and > a face recognition thing to log in. I doubt she's computer savvy enough to > crack it. The only other thing I can think of is that workbook which she > bought. Maybe she saw someone else reading it or something... > > > > > ** > > > > > > Humorous story I thought I'd share. Got to find it where you can, right? > XD > > > > In the car with my Dad, Nada's mad because she can't find her keys in her > > purse so of course somebody else MUST have misplaced them. She whines > > angrily that " Somebody took me keys. " I say, " Mom, nobody took your > keys, " > > and she goes, " Suuuure they didn't. Guess I'm just gonna have to start > > sleeping with them. " (paranoid or what?) > > > > Five minutes down the road she says quietly to Dad, " Found my keys. I > > switched everything over to a new purse today and the pockets are > > different. " > > > > She giggles, " I'm not crazy. " > > > > Dad says, " I didn't say you were. " hro > > > > She goes, " Well you've just been looking at me all day like I'm crazy. > Just > > don't want you to think I'm borderline personality or something. " > > > > Dad and I exchanged knowing looks in the rear view mirror and try not to > > bust out laughing. I told my other siblings about it later and got a good > > laugh out of it. > > > > You know what the best part is? None of us have accused her of having > BPD. > > *SHE* bought the workbook for SWOE a few months ago (have no idea why) > and > > even since she's been trying to prove she doesn't have it (bahaha). Makes > me > > wonder if maybe her therapist has given her a diagnosis she's not happy > > with? ROFL. > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Wow, that's funny! And interesting that something or someone has given her an inkling about bpd. I wonder if she thinks SHE has it or that your dad has it (you know, she probably doesn't have the insight to see it in herself and figures your dad's the one with the issues!). > > Humorous story I thought I'd share. Got to find it where you can, right? XD > > In the car with my Dad, Nada's mad because she can't find her keys in her purse so of course somebody else MUST have misplaced them. She whines angrily that " Somebody took me keys. " I say, " Mom, nobody took your keys, " and she goes, " Suuuure they didn't. Guess I'm just gonna have to start sleeping with them. " (paranoid or what?) > > Five minutes down the road she says quietly to Dad, " Found my keys. I switched everything over to a new purse today and the pockets are different. " > > She giggles, " I'm not crazy. " > > Dad says, " I didn't say you were. " > > She goes, " Well you've just been looking at me all day like I'm crazy. Just don't want you to think I'm borderline personality or something. " > > Dad and I exchanged knowing looks in the rear view mirror and try not to bust out laughing. I told my other siblings about it later and got a good laugh out of it. > > You know what the best part is? None of us have accused her of having BPD. *SHE* bought the workbook for SWOE a few months ago (have no idea why) and even since she's been trying to prove she doesn't have it (bahaha). Makes me wonder if maybe her therapist has given her a diagnosis she's not happy with? ROFL. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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