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A Kentucky Phone Company was going to hire a team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two rednecks and a team of two Irish guys. So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each team will install poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job".Both teams headed right out.At end of the shift, Pat and Mike, the Irish guys, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed.They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve.Forty-five minutes later, Bubba and Duke, the redneck guys came back and they were totally exhausted.The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"Bubba, the team leader wiped his brow and sighed, "Duke and me, we got three in."The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Irish guys put in twelve!""Yeah," said Bubba, "but you should see how much they left stickin' out of the ground!~Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas...If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas...If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas...If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas...If 'vacation' means

going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas...If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas...If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas...If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked,

you may live in Texas...If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas...If the speed limit on the highway is 55-mph~ you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas...If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in

Texas...