Guest guest Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 AARP Answers Questions and Answers from AARP Forum Q:Where can single men over the age of 50 find younger women who are interested in them? A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live. Q:Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found? A:Yes. 14:92: "And rode ph's ass all the way to Egypt ..." Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your over-50 year-old husband? A:Tell him you're pregnant. Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? � A:Take off your glasses. Q:Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A:Go braless. It will usually pull them out.. Q:Why should 50-plus year old people use valet parking? A:Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q:Is it common for 50-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? � A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q:Where should 50-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A:On their foreheads. Q:What is the most common remark made by 50-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A:"Gosh, I remember these!" SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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