Fw: Never lie to your Mother...

[Guest guest]

Dear Mom,I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love,

Ben Several days later, Ben received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son,I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with , I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with . But the fact remains that if is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY -NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER