Guest guest Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Subj: Gloves Subject: Gloves Next time you use a pair of latex gloves when you're painting or crafting, you're going to smile when you think of this:A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.'No, I don't,' she replied.'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'She didn't crack a smile.But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.'What's so funny?' he asked. 'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!' (Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working). Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid! They have been there and done everything! Hugs UK __________ NOD32 5805 (20110121) Information __________This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system.http://www.eset.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Loved this one, Cait! You're a hoot!love, KateTo: MSersLife Sent: Wed, January 26, 2011 5:23:18 PMSubject: Fw: Gloves Subj: Gloves Subject: Gloves Next time you use a pair of latex gloves when you're painting or crafting, you're going to smile when you think of this:A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.'No, I don't,' she replied.'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'She didn't crack a smile.But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.'What's so funny?' he asked. 'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!' (Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working). Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid! They have been there and done everything! Hugs UK __________ NOD32 5805 (20110121) Information __________This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system.http://www.eset.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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