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Thanks, Anne, for the chuckles and smiles! SharonThis email is a natural hand made product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects. To: MSers Life egroup <MSersLife >Sent: Thu, August 12, 2010 5:54:12 AMSubject: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psychopath 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It> 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroids 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.> 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In

Quicksand? Quatro Cinco. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. > 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a

Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.> 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It

Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats. 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack. "Dang! " A Bad Skydiver Goes, " Dang!" Whack. 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer. Now, admit it... at least one of these made you smile.

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To: MSersLife Sent: Thu, August 12, 2010 6:38:16 PMSubject: Re: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

Thanks, Anne, for the chuckles and smiles!

SharonThis email is a natural hand made product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects.

To: MSers Life egroup <MSersLife >Sent: Thu, August 12, 2010 5:54:12 AMSubject: You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psychopath 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It>

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroids 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.> 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Cinco. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. > 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a

Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.> 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats. 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack. "Dang! " A Bad Skydiver Goes, " Dang!" Whack. 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer. Now, admit it... at least one of these made you smile.

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