Fwd: Voted the best joke in Ireland

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hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me lifebetween the legs of me wife!"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!He went home and told his wife, , "I won the prize for the Best toast of thenight."She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" said,"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.""Oh, that is very nice indeed, !" said.The next day, ran into one of 's drinking buddies on the street corner.The man chuckled leeringly and said, " won the prize the othernight at the pub with a toast about you, ."She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's onlybeen in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."