Guest guest Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011   A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth lies. - Q. Tullius. Yes, life is like a box of chocolates - full of nuts!I'm not overweight, just chocolate enriched.A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! - Terry Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll g et one thing done.I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter.A little too much chocolate is just about right.Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, but chocolate makes it worthwhile.Chocolate is not just for breakfast.Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst.Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment. - Aitken.Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M & M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry. 1 of 1 Photo(s) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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