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He said To Me! He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in itI said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me .. . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?I said to him .. . They don't have time. He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?I said to him . . . They already have

boyfriends. He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?I said. . . A widow. He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?I said to him .. . .

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

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He said To Me! 

  He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in itI said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? 

     He said to me .. . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart 

     He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 

     He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?I said to him .. . They don't have time. 

         He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened. 

         He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?I said to him . . . They already have

boyfriends.      He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said. . . A widow.      He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him .. . .

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.  Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 

         SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!