Fw: [Fropki] Serious Funny One Liners

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Serious Funny One Liners

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cheque.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..

[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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ROFLMHO! Fw: [Fropki] Serious Funny One LinersTo: MSers Life egroup > > > Serious Funny One Liners> > > > > [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them > while driving. > > [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a > referee. > > [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always > right and the other > is the husband! > > > [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - > but they wanted > cheque. > > > [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after > you've purchased new > school uniforms. > > > [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. > > [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one > you cannot live > without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. > > > [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. > > [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. > > [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before > you get tired. > > [11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or > she'll take it > anyway. > > > [12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she > agrees with me. > > [13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to > others. > > [14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. > > [15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, > always with the > same person. > > > [16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more > than doing them. > > [17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, > he still ends up > with the same boss. > > > [18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between > address books. > > [19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have > done it for > you. > > > [20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools > talk because they > have to say something > > > [21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father > seldom gets to > speak! > > > [22] Man: Is there any way for long life? > Dr: Get married. > Man: Will it help? > Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never > come. > > [23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a > formality just like > two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! > > > [24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? > Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.. > > [25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. > It's like asking > someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. > > > [26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every > mother has it. > > [27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every > neighbor has it!> love and blessings,Kate

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