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Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched Mick performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers . Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart toreveal his stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his cap on to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy

'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor

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~*~Hugs~*~

~*~Akiba~*~

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Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched Mick performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers . Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart toreveal his stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his cap on to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy

'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor

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No clue about the pic, and the estate thing is going slowly, but home life is peaceful and we're doing well. Haven't even HEARD from Rob in about 5 days. Which suits me just fine. Going to go to Walmart with his Sis on Thursday, I still don't have some of the basic necessities of home life...like a broom and dustpan! So I'm going to fill the gaps and get them. I got a $100 rewards card from ATT and have another $100 coming, might even be here by the time I go shopping, they were mailed yesterday. Talk about timing! And I made an eBay sale, so I have some $$ from that. She hasn't paid it all yet (we talked about it and I said it's ok) and the amount she owes is almost the same as the ATT bill, and the day I get the $ is the same day it's due...so I can call that in and get it paid...then there's just the electric bill to cover and I might be able to stall them till the 1st when my net month's $$ comes in, especially since the reason I'm short this month is that I had to pay them a $280 deposit, so it isn't like they didn't get anything from me this month already...The new kitten is funny, and sweet, just having a bit of a time getting it litter trained, it insists on pooping on the sheet I use to cover the ferrets...I take them with a paper towel and put them in the litterbox (the poops, not the ferrets) so he will smell his scat there and hopefully get the hint...

There, now aren't you glad you asked?

~*~Hugs~*~

~*~Akiba~*~

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 Argh, pray tell me that isn't a Santa snowball???? I know you're in Florida and yep, the furnace is kicking in already here but the thoughts of snow! I've noticed lately that I've been craving carbs, as in the wrong ones. Kind of like the bears getting ready to hibernate.

How's everything going. I'm so glad you got the ramp quickly, Rob gone, and hope settling the estates isn't too strenuous. Did you ever manage to find out who painted that pic? ... hugs, Cait

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Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched Mick performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers . Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart toreveal his stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his cap on to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy

'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor