Fantasy witness protection program

[Guest guest]

I had a great idea for our non-profit group. We should make it into a witness

protection-like program where we can all change our names and move to other

places where our family members can't find us.

There are so many times I've fantasized about " running away from home " since I

finally began to realize that there was something really screwy with my FOO. I

had hoped that moving 1000 miles away would help the situation. Well, it

helped, but not nearly enough. Damn technology!

As bad as I feel, I've never ever wanted to commit suicide. If only I could

find a way to disappear so that my FOO couldn't find me, kind of like a Harry

Potter cloak.

AnnieL

[Guest guest]

Annie L - It already exists! I found a home for my mother's dog (it had been

living in her filty hoarder's nest of an apartment). She has complained about

this, of course, but I'm not caving - that dog is living the life of a royal

princess in her new home, and there's no way I'd ever try to return her to my

Nada. I also have a best friend who's known Nada for years - she was living a

couple of states away, but moved to a town just an hour or two from my home city

(and Nada's) - we have managed to keep this secret from Nada for several years

now. So we refer to both my friend and the dog as being in the " (Nada's name)

Protection Program " as we are all sworn to secrecy about their locations. In

fact, I haven't even told my husband and son where the dog is - to allow them

plausible deniability. Such is the dramatic life of a KO!

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> I had a great idea for our non-profit group. We should make it into a witness

protection-like program where we can all change our names and move to other

places where our family members can't find us.

>

> There are so many times I've fantasized about " running away from home " since I

finally began to realize that there was something really screwy with my FOO. I

had hoped that moving 1000 miles away would help the situation. Well, it

helped, but not nearly enough. Damn technology!

>

> As bad as I feel, I've never ever wanted to commit suicide. If only I could

find a way to disappear so that my FOO couldn't find me, kind of like a Harry

Potter cloak.

>

> AnnieL

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[Guest guest]

ha ha!! I love this idea! sign me up!

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> I had a great idea for our non-profit group. We should make it into a witness

protection-like program where we can all change our names and move to other

places where our family members can't find us.

>

> There are so many times I've fantasized about " running away from home " since I

finally began to realize that there was something really screwy with my FOO. I

had hoped that moving 1000 miles away would help the situation. Well, it

helped, but not nearly enough. Damn technology!

>

> As bad as I feel, I've never ever wanted to commit suicide. If only I could

find a way to disappear so that my FOO couldn't find me, kind of like a Harry

Potter cloak.

>

> AnnieL

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[Guest guest]

I can't even count how many times I've just wanted to run away from all the

screwy people in my life.This would be beautiful.

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> I had a great idea for our non-profit group. We should make it into a witness

protection-like program where we can all change our names and move to other

places where our family members can't find us.

>

> There are so many times I've fantasized about " running away from home " since I

finally began to realize that there was something really screwy with my FOO. I

had hoped that moving 1000 miles away would help the situation. Well, it

helped, but not nearly enough. Damn technology!

>

> As bad as I feel, I've never ever wanted to commit suicide. If only I could

find a way to disappear so that my FOO couldn't find me, kind of like a Harry

Potter cloak.

>

> AnnieL

>

[Guest guest]

that is one lucky pooch and friend!

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> > I had a great idea for our non-profit group. We should make it into a

witness protection-like program where we can all change our names and move to

other places where our family members can't find us.

> >

> > There are so many times I've fantasized about " running away from home " since

I finally began to realize that there was something really screwy with my FOO.

I had hoped that moving 1000 miles away would help the situation. Well, it

helped, but not nearly enough. Damn technology!

> >

> > As bad as I feel, I've never ever wanted to commit suicide. If only I could

find a way to disappear so that my FOO couldn't find me, kind of like a Harry

Potter cloak.

> >

> > AnnieL

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