SENIORS cartoons and jokes

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Life For Seniors

Forgetter Be Forgotten ?My forgetter's getting better,But my rememberer is brokeTo you that may seem funnyBut, to me, that is no joke

For when I'm 'here' I'm wonderingIf I really should be 'there'And, when I try to think it through,I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,Say 'what am I here for?'I wrack my brain, but all in vain!A zero, is my score.

At times I put something awayWhere it is safe, but, Gee!The person it is safest fromIs, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,Say 'Hi' and have a chat,Then, when the person walks awayI ask myself, 'who the heck was that?

Yes, my forgetter's getting betterWhile my rememberer is broke,And it's driving me plumb crazyAnd that isn't any joke.

CAN YOU RELATE??? I sure can!

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An elderly man had just moved to a new town, when he is taken ill and decides that he needs to see a doctor. In the doctor's waiting room, he tries to find out a bit about the doctor. He asks the man sitting next to him if the doctor is a specialist. The man replies that the doctor specializes in 'everything'. The man thinks about this and looks nervous. He asks the man if the doctor's fees are expensive. The man says: "Well, he is and he isn't. You see, he charges you one thousand dollars for your first visit." The potential new patient looks even more worried now and exclaims in amazement, "A thousand dollars?" The man replies, "Yes, but all your visits after that for the rest of your life are free!" As he is thinking about this he gets called by the nurse to go in to see the doctor. On entering the doctor's office he says casually, "Hello doctor, here I am again!"

Who says SENIORS can't have fun?

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