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- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says - Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers - Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted - Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case - Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents - Farmer Bill Dies in House - Iraqi Head Seeks Arms - Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? - Stud Tires Out - Prostitutes Appeal to Pope - Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over - Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again - British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands - Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms - Eye Drops off Shelf - Teacher Strikes Idle Kids - Include your Children When Baking Cookies - Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim - Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 - Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe - Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told - Miners Refuse to Work after Death - Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant - Stolen Painting Found by Tree - Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies - Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter - Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years =======

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