Re: funnies ~ a little levity to lighten your day! [1 Attachment]

[Guest guest]

everything I learned was from Maxine and Garfield

loved it God, grant me the strength of eagles wings, the faith and courage to fly to new heights, and the wisdom to rely on his spirit to carry me there.

To: mserslife ; wayofthewingedheart Sent: Mon, September 27, 2010 2:55:49 PMSubject: funnies ~ a little levity to lighten your day! [1 Attachment]

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