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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed aslow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower andjewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend

5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuableprograms, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, butinstalled undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and nowConversation 8.0

no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashesthe system. I've tried running Nagging5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Desperate

********************************************Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,whileHusband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:

:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If allworks as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run theapplications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can

cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, orBeer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly. WAV files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0or reinstall another Boyfriend program.

These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might considerbuying additional software to improve memory and performance. I

personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech! Support-- Ian Cribb P.Eng.