Re: Children in Church

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Still sifting through my numerous emails, and I cameacross this one, Anne, and thoroughly enjoyed it!Thanks for the laughs, love, Kate Children in ChurchTo: MSers Life egroup > Children in Church [2 Attachments]> > > [Attachment(s) from Omber Rose included below] > > > > > >> >> >> >>> >>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Children in Church > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>A little boy was attending his first wedding.> >>>>>>>After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women > can a man > marry?"> >>>>>>>"Sixteen," the boy responded. > >>>>>>>His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.> >>>>>>>"How do you know that?"> >>>>>>>"Easy," the little boy said.> >>>>>>>"All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said, > >>>>>>>4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy > suddenly announced to his > >>>>>>>mother,> >>>>>>>"Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."> >>>>>>>"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"> >>>>>>>"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on > Sunday anyway,> >>>>>>>And I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, > than to sit and > >>>>>listen."> >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at > a church > service,> >>>>>>>"And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who > passed trash against > >>>>>>>us."> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.> >>>>>>>"How do you know what to say?" he asked.> >>>>>>>"Why, God tells me."> >>>>>>>"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon > dragged on and on.> >>>>>>>Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,> >>>>>>>"Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures > of their favorite > >>>>>>>Bible stories.> >>>>>>>She was puzzled by 's picture, which showed four > people on an airplane, so > >>>>>>>she asked him which story it was meant to represent.> >>>>>>>"The Flight to Egypt ," was his reply.> >>>>>>>Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be > , ph, and Baby > >>>>>>>Jesus. But who's the fourth person?"> >>>>>>>"Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, ny, tell me > frankly do you say prayers > >>>>>>>before eating?"> >>>>>>>"No sir," little ny replies, I don't have to. My mom > is a good > cook."> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>This is the best one.> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he > read her a bedtime > >>>>>>>story.> >>>>>>>>From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book > and reach up to touch > >>>>>>>>his wrinkled cheek.> >>>>>>>She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.> >>>>>>>Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"> >>>>>>>"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."> >>>>>>>"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"> >>>>>>>"Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a > little while ago."> >>>>>>>Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, > "God's getting better at it, > >>>>>>>isn't he ?" > >>>>>>>> > Kate

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I was down here after my dad's funeral in December 1984 - my nephew was extremely precocious - he needed an extremely short steel leash to stay out of trouble - we went to their church for the Christmas program - I saw my brother and his wife at different parts of the sancturary - my older nephew was sitting with me - all of a sudden we hear his voice on the PA - Hi Daddy look at me - he got loose and was at the front with the mic in his hand

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Still sifting through my numerous emails, and I cameacross this one, Anne, and thoroughly enjoyed it!Thanks for the laughs, love, Kate Children in ChurchTo: MSers Life egroup > Children in Church [2 Attachments]> > > [Attachment(s) from Omber Rose included below] > > > > > >> >> >> >>> >>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Children in Church > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>A little boy was attending his first wedding.> >>>>>>>After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women >

can a man > marry?"> >>>>>>>"Sixteen," the boy responded. > >>>>>>>His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.> >>>>>>>"How do you know that?"> >>>>>>>"Easy," the little boy said.> >>>>>>>"All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said, > >>>>>>>4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy > suddenly announced to his > >>>>>>>mother,> >>>>>>>"Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."> >>>>>>>"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"> >>>>>>>"Well," said

the little boy, "I have to go to church on > Sunday anyway,> >>>>>>>And I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, > than to sit and > >>>>>listen."> >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at > a church > service,> >>>>>>>"And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who > passed trash against > >>>>>>>us."> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.> >>>>>>>"How do you know what to say?" he asked.> >>>>>>>"Why, God tells me."> >>>>>>>"Oh, then why do you keep crossing

things out?"> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon > dragged on and on.> >>>>>>>Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,> >>>>>>>"Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures > of their favorite > >>>>>>>Bible stories.> >>>>>>>She was puzzled by 's picture, which showed four > people on an airplane, so > >>>>>>>she asked him which story it was meant to represent.> >>>>>>>"The Flight to Egypt ," was his reply.>

>>>>>>>Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be > , ph, and Baby > >>>>>>>Jesus. But who's the fourth person?"> >>>>>>>"Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, ny, tell me > frankly do you say prayers > >>>>>>>before eating?"> >>>>>>>"No sir," little ny replies, I don't have to. My mom > is a good > cook."> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>This is the best one.> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he > read her a bedtime > >>>>>>>story.>

>>>>>>>>From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book > and reach up to touch > >>>>>>>>his wrinkled cheek.> >>>>>>>She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.> >>>>>>>Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"> >>>>>>>"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."> >>>>>>>"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"> >>>>>>>"Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a > little while ago."> >>>>>>>Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, > "God's getting better at it, > >>>>>>>isn't he ?" > >>>>>>>> > Kate