Guest guest Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 , Your not the only who has crapped themselves.I left the commissary (military grocery store) and started to cramp a little on the way to the parking lot. I thought,well I live about 3 mins away and i will make it. As I turned 1 street away from mine,I lost it! I cried all the way in my house and jumped in the shower. My poor husband came home for lunch right after I got in the shower and smelled it all! And we all now that IBS bowel movements smell worse than normal ones.He came in the bathroom saying " OMG! Thats smells bad! " I started crying and told him what had happened and begged him to go look in my car and see if I crapped on the seat. WOW! What a horrible day that was. Ya would never think you would crap yourself unless you were a child or elderly person who has no control. wrote: My worst experience was 10 minutes after exiting an IHOP. I should have hung around and read a paper or something. Two blocks down the road I was screeching into a gas station parking lot on 2 wheels, RUNNING inside, and crapping on myself every step. Two ladies manning the registers gave me some looks after I spent almost an hour in their bathroom washing me and my clothes in the sink and cleaning up the bathroom after myself. Thank God it was one of those 1 person bathrooms, and a clean one at that. I was more than an hour from home. Anyway, when I'm out and about I've become VERY careful about what I eat. Under NO circumstances do I mix diet Coke and ice cream. Under NO circumstances do I eat pancakes, waffles, or ANYTHING with syrup. There are many more no-no's....these are just the two that will guarantee an IHOP-esque reccurence. in Louisiana Who can't believe she just told this on herself. > My sis has the fast moving IBS like that. Several years ago our > grandmother was near death and moved into hospice, so sister flew down > to be with the family. She is phobic of flying, but pregnant at the > time so she couldn't take xanax. Also her first son was six months old > so she wanted to stay alert for him. > She got through the flight with no major ibs attack, then we drove out > to be with family, visited our grandmother, then went out to eat with > our Mom, then and only THEN did her ibs kick in. This was while on the > road headed back to the hosue, and we were stuck at an intersection and > she was in so much pain. Finally we made it to a place she could stop > and when she finally came back out to the car, she said " OMG you guys, > that pain was so bad I thought I was going to have a miscarriage. " > I'm opposite of her, mine is more 'slow moving' and I have to eat things > with fiber every day to stay regular. But then if I get an attack, I > tend to spend hours just sitting and yes I'll go a lot but it just seems > to take longer to be 'finished.' > I hate ibs. Hate it! > > wrote: > > Oh my IBS is HORRIBLE some days! I cramp so bad before having to run to > the bathroom that I feel like I am gong to pass out. UGH!! > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Boy, you said it....it STINKS! ....and is EXPLOSIVE and GURGLY ! I hate using public restrooms in general because of having to subject the innocent public to the noise and funk. I was in Sams Club's restroom one day and a couple of females came in and were saying, " Oh MY GOD! Somebody sure is making it STINK! " I was mortified at first....wanted to pull my feet up so they couldn't identify me later by my shoes. But then I thought, you know, anybody that rude deserves a whiff. <God forgive me for my evil thoughts> in Louisiana On Feb 18, 2008 1:47 PM, wrote: > , > > Your not the only who has crapped themselves.I left the commissary > (military grocery store) and started to cramp a little on the way to the > parking lot. I thought,well I live about 3 mins away and i will make it. As > I turned 1 street away from mine,I lost it! I cried all the way in my house > and jumped in the shower. My poor husband came home for lunch right after I > got in the shower and smelled it all! And we all now that IBS bowel > movements smell worse than normal ones.He came in the bathroom saying " > OMG! Thats smells bad! " I started crying and told him what had happened and > begged him to go look in my car and see if I crapped on the seat. WOW! What > a horrible day that was. Ya would never think you would crap yourself unless > you were a child or elderly person who has no control. > > > > <lweatherford@... <lweatherford%40gmail.com>> wrote: My worst > experience was 10 minutes after exiting an IHOP. I should have > hung around and read a paper or something. Two blocks down the road I was > screeching into a gas station parking lot on 2 wheels, RUNNING inside, and > crapping on myself every step. Two ladies manning the registers gave me > some looks after I spent almost an hour in their bathroom washing me and > my > clothes in the sink and cleaning up the bathroom after myself. Thank God > it > was one of those 1 person bathrooms, and a clean one at that. I was more > than an hour from home. Anyway, when I'm out and about I've become VERY > careful about what I eat. Under NO circumstances do I mix diet Coke and > ice > cream. Under NO circumstances do I eat pancakes, waffles, or ANYTHING with > syrup. There are many more no-no's....these are just the two that will > guarantee an IHOP-esque reccurence. > > in Louisiana > Who can't believe she just told this on herself. > On Feb 18, 2008 11:26 AM, Melody <melodyanna@...<melodyanna%40gmail.com>> > wrote: > > > My sis has the fast moving IBS like that. Several years ago our > > grandmother was near death and moved into hospice, so sister flew down > > to be with the family. She is phobic of flying, but pregnant at the > > time so she couldn't take xanax. Also her first son was six months old > > so she wanted to stay alert for him. > > She got through the flight with no major ibs attack, then we drove out > > to be with family, visited our grandmother, then went out to eat with > > our Mom, then and only THEN did her ibs kick in. This was while on the > > road headed back to the hosue, and we were stuck at an intersection and > > she was in so much pain. Finally we made it to a place she could stop > > and when she finally came back out to the car, she said " OMG you guys, > > that pain was so bad I thought I was going to have a miscarriage. " > > I'm opposite of her, mine is more 'slow moving' and I have to eat things > > with fiber every day to stay regular. But then if I get an attack, I > > tend to spend hours just sitting and yes I'll go a lot but it just seems > > to take longer to be 'finished.' > > I hate ibs. Hate it! > > > > wrote: > > > Oh my IBS is HORRIBLE some days! I cramp so bad before having to run > to > > the bathroom that I feel like I am gong to pass out. UGH!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Oh yeah! Ya know if I hve an IBS episode and have to use a public bathroom,I dont care what people think anymore.If anyone was to say anything to me about it, I would simply say " I have IBS what do you want me to do about it?? Crap in ths store or in here? " I am just like that though. I dont let people walk over me or just say what they want or give me a look without me saying " WHAT?!! " wrote: Boy, you said it....it STINKS! ....and is EXPLOSIVE and GURGLY ! I hate using public restrooms in general because of having to subject the innocent public to the noise and funk. I was in Sams Club's restroom one day and a couple of females came in and were saying, " Oh MY GOD! Somebody sure is making it STINK! " I was mortified at first....wanted to pull my feet up so they couldn't identify me later by my shoes. But then I thought, you know, anybody that rude deserves a whiff. <God forgive me for my evil thoughts> in Louisiana On Feb 18, 2008 1:47 PM, wrote: > , > > Your not the only who has crapped themselves.I left the commissary > (military grocery store) and started to cramp a little on the way to the > parking lot. I thought,well I live about 3 mins away and i will make it. As > I turned 1 street away from mine,I lost it! I cried all the way in my house > and jumped in the shower. My poor husband came home for lunch right after I > got in the shower and smelled it all! And we all now that IBS bowel > movements smell worse than normal ones.He came in the bathroom saying " > OMG! Thats smells bad! " I started crying and told him what had happened and > begged him to go look in my car and see if I crapped on the seat. WOW! What > a horrible day that was. Ya would never think you would crap yourself unless > you were a child or elderly person who has no control. > > > > <lweatherford@... <lweatherford%40gmail.com>> wrote: My worst > experience was 10 minutes after exiting an IHOP. I should have > hung around and read a paper or something. Two blocks down the road I was > screeching into a gas station parking lot on 2 wheels, RUNNING inside, and > crapping on myself every step. Two ladies manning the registers gave me > some looks after I spent almost an hour in their bathroom washing me and > my > clothes in the sink and cleaning up the bathroom after myself. Thank God > it > was one of those 1 person bathrooms, and a clean one at that. I was more > than an hour from home. Anyway, when I'm out and about I've become VERY > careful about what I eat. Under NO circumstances do I mix diet Coke and > ice > cream. Under NO circumstances do I eat pancakes, waffles, or ANYTHING with > syrup. There are many more no-no's....these are just the two that will > guarantee an IHOP-esque reccurence. > > in Louisiana > Who can't believe she just told this on herself. > On Feb 18, 2008 11:26 AM, Melody <melodyanna@...<melodyanna%40gmail.com>> > wrote: > > > My sis has the fast moving IBS like that. Several years ago our > > grandmother was near death and moved into hospice, so sister flew down > > to be with the family. She is phobic of flying, but pregnant at the > > time so she couldn't take xanax. Also her first son was six months old > > so she wanted to stay alert for him. > > She got through the flight with no major ibs attack, then we drove out > > to be with family, visited our grandmother, then went out to eat with > > our Mom, then and only THEN did her ibs kick in. This was while on the > > road headed back to the hosue, and we were stuck at an intersection and > > she was in so much pain. Finally we made it to a place she could stop > > and when she finally came back out to the car, she said " OMG you guys, > > that pain was so bad I thought I was going to have a miscarriage. " > > I'm opposite of her, mine is more 'slow moving' and I have to eat things > > with fiber every day to stay regular. But then if I get an attack, I > > tend to spend hours just sitting and yes I'll go a lot but it just seems > > to take longer to be 'finished.' > > I hate ibs. Hate it! > > > > wrote: > > > Oh my IBS is HORRIBLE some days! I cramp so bad before having to run > to > > the bathroom that I feel like I am gong to pass out. UGH!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 LOL!!!! Love it, ! My sister was sitting on the pot every time a major even happened in her life. I remember her first date in high school, she was on the pot before hand. (we shared a bedroom.) I remember the day of her college graduation, she was on the pot. The poor thing, any stress, tension, heavy meal, on the pot. After dinner ever evening, she'd have to go sit on the pot. My brother and I were annoyed back then, because we got stuck doing the dishes and she always got out of doing them, so we thought she was faking back then. But I know better now. The last year of her first marriage, it was so stressful and got so bad she was house bound, she couldn't go anywhere that was far from a toilette. I'm glad she finally left him, she has a much better hubby now. One time the pain was so bad she went to the ER but they never found anything wrong with her except ibs. wrote: > Boy, you said it....it STINKS! ....and is EXPLOSIVE and GURGLY ! I hate > using public restrooms in general because of having to subject the innocent > public to the noise and funk. I was in Sams Club's restroom one day and a > couple of females came in and were saying, " Oh MY GOD! Somebody sure is > making it STINK! " I was mortified at first....wanted to pull my feet up so > they couldn't identify me later by my shoes. But then I thought, you know, > anybody that rude deserves a whiff. <God forgive me for my evil thoughts> > > in Louisiana > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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