Guest guest Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Dr. Seuss' IEP's(Rhythm from Green Eggs & Ham)Do you like these IEPs?I do not like these IEPsI do not like them, Geez LouiseWe test, we check,We plan, we meetBut nothing ever seems complete.Would you, could you like the form?I do not like the form I seeNot page 1, not 2, not 3.Another change,A brand new box,I think we all Have lost our rocks.Could you all meet here or there?We could not all meet here or thereWe cannot all fit anywhere!Not in a roomNot in the hallThere seems to be no space at all.Would you, could you meet again?I cannot meet again next weekNo lunch, no prepPlease hear me speakNo, not at dusk. No, not at dawnAt 4 p.m. I should be goneCould you hear while I speak out?Would you write the words they spout?I could not hear, I could not writeThis does not need to be a fightSign here, date thereMark this, check thatBeware the student's ad-vo-cat(e)You do not like themSo you sayTry again, try again!And you mayIf you will let me beI will try againYou'll seeSay!I almost like these IEP's!I think I'll write six thousand threeAnd I will practice day and nightUntil they say"You've got it right!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 I loved this one Omayra! Thanks for sharing! At least a laugh with 6333 IEPS... Lol... Sent from my BlackBerry® on the MetroPCS NetworkSender: sList Date: Tue, 15 Nov 2011 20:13:14 -0500To: sList<sList >ReplyTo: sList Subject: Funny excuses at IEP's Dr. Seuss' IEP's(Rhythm from Green Eggs & Ham)Do you like these IEPs?I do not like these IEPsI do not like them, Geez LouiseWe test, we check,We plan, we meetBut nothing ever seems complete.Would you, could you like the form?I do not like the form I seeNot page 1, not 2, not 3.Another change,A brand new box,I think we all Have lost our rocks.Could you all meet here or there?We could not all meet here or thereWe cannot all fit anywhere!Not in a roomNot in the hallThere seems to be no space at all.Would you, could you meet again?I cannot meet again next weekNo lunch, no prepPlease hear me speakNo, not at dusk. No, not at dawnAt 4 p.m. I should be goneCould you hear while I speak out?Would you write the words they spout?I could not hear, I could not writeThis does not need to be a fightSign here, date thereMark this, check thatBeware the student's ad-vo-cat(e)You do not like themSo you sayTry again, try again!And you mayIf you will let me beI will try againYou'll seeSay!I almost like these IEP's!I think I'll write six thousand threeAnd I will practice day and nightUntil they say"You've got it right!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 We all needed to smile. Thanks for sharing. :)To: sList Sent: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 9:52 PMSubject: Re: Funny excuses at IEP's I loved this one Omayra! Thanks for sharing! At least a laugh with 6333 IEPS... Lol... Sent from my BlackBerry® on the MetroPCS Network Sender: sList Date: Tue, 15 Nov 2011 20:13:14 -0500To: sList<sList >ReplyTo: sList Subject: Funny excuses at IEP's Dr. Seuss' IEP's(Rhythm from Green Eggs & Ham)Do you like these IEPs?I do not like these IEPsI do not like them, Geez LouiseWe test, we check,We plan, we meetBut nothing ever seems complete.Would you, could you like the form?I do not like the form I seeNot page 1, not 2, not 3.Another change,A brand new box,I think we all Have lost our rocks.Could you all meet here or there?We could not all meet here or thereWe cannot all fit anywhere!Not in a roomNot in the hallThere seems to be no space at all.Would you, could you meet again?I cannot meet again next weekNo lunch, no prepPlease hear me speakNo, not at dusk. No, not at dawnAt 4 p.m. I should be goneCould you hear while I speak out?Would you write the words they spout?I could not hear, I could not writeThis does not need to be a fightSign here, date thereMark this, check thatBeware the student's ad-vo-cat(e)You do not like themSo you sayTry again, try again!And you mayIf you will let me beI will try againYou'll seeSay!I almost like these IEP's!I think I'll write six thousand threeAnd I will practice day and nightUntil they say"You've got it right!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Painfully funny. Thanks for sharing.To: sList <sList >Sent: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 8:13 PMSubject: Funny excuses at IEP's Dr. Seuss' IEP's(Rhythm from Green Eggs & Ham)Do you like these IEPs?I do not like these IEPsI do not like them, Geez LouiseWe test, we check,We plan, we meetBut nothing ever seems complete.Would you, could you like the form?I do not like the form I seeNot page 1, not 2, not 3.Another change,A brand new box,I think we all Have lost our rocks.Could you all meet here or there?We could not all meet here or thereWe cannot all fit anywhere!Not in a roomNot in the hallThere seems to be no space at all.Would you, could you meet again?I cannot meet again next weekNo lunch, no prepPlease hear me speakNo, not at dusk. No, not at dawnAt 4 p.m. I should be goneCould you hear while I speak out?Would you write the words they spout?I could not hear, I could not writeThis does not need to be a fightSign here, date thereMark this, check thatBeware the student's ad-vo-cat(e)You do not like themSo you sayTry again, try again!And you mayIf you will let me beI will try againYou'll seeSay!I almost like these IEP's!I think I'll write six thousand threeAnd I will practice day and nightUntil they say"You've got it right!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 This is just fabulous. I really needed a laugh today. To quote the actor from the mermaid movie " Splash " : What a Week I'm Having!!!! Janet Miami > > I loved this one Omayra! Thanks for sharing! At least a laugh with 6333 IEPS... Lol... > Sent from my BlackBerry® on the MetroPCS Network > > Funny excuses at IEP's > > > > > > Dr. Seuss' IEP's > > (Rhythm from Green Eggs & Ham) > > > > Do you like these IEPs? > > > > I do not like these IEPs > > I do not like them, Geez Louise > > We test, we check, > > We plan, we meet > > But nothing ever seems complete. > > > > Would you, could you like the form? > > > > I do not like the form I see > > Not page 1, not 2, not 3. > > Another change, > > A brand new box, > > I think we all > > Have lost our rocks. > > > > Could you all meet here or there? > > > > We could not all meet here or there > > We cannot all fit anywhere! > > Not in a room > > Not in the hall > > There seems to be no space at all. > > > > Would you, could you meet again? > > > > I cannot meet again next week > > No lunch, no prep > > Please hear me speak > > No, not at dusk. No, not at dawn > > At 4 p.m. I should be gone > > > > Could you hear while I speak out? > > Would you write the words they spout? > > > > I could not hear, I could not write > > This does not need to be a fight > > Sign here, date there > > Mark this, check that > > Beware the student's ad-vo-cat(e) > > > > You do not like them > > So you say > > Try again, try again! > > And you may > > > > If you will let me be > > I will try again > > You'll see > > > > Say! > > > > I almost like these IEP's! > > I think I'll write six thousand three > > And I will practice day and night > > Until they say > > " You've got it right! " > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Love it!Sent from my Samsung Epic™ 4G Masters wrote: This is just fabulous. I really needed a laugh today. To quote the actor from the mermaid movie "Splash" : What a Week I'm Having!!!! Janet Miami > > I loved this one Omayra! Thanks for sharing! At least a laugh with 6333 IEPS... Lol... > Sent from my BlackBerry® on the MetroPCS Network > > Funny excuses at IEP's > > > > > > Dr. Seuss' IEP's > > (Rhythm from Green Eggs & Ham) > > > > Do you like these IEPs? > > > > I do not like these IEPs > > I do not like them, Geez Louise > > We test, we check, > > We plan, we meet > > But nothing ever seems complete. > > > > Would you, could you like the form? > > > > I do not like the form I see > > Not page 1, not 2, not 3. > > Another change, > > A brand new box, > > I think we all > > Have lost our rocks. > > > > Could you all meet here or there? > > > > We could not all meet here or there > > We cannot all fit anywhere! > > Not in a room > > Not in the hall > > There seems to be no space at all. > > > > Would you, could you meet again? > > > > I cannot meet again next week > > No lunch, no prep > > Please hear me speak > > No, not at dusk. No, not at dawn > > At 4 p.m. I should be gone > > > > Could you hear while I speak out? > > Would you write the words they spout? > > > > I could not hear, I could not write > > This does not need to be a fight > > Sign here, date there > > Mark this, check that > > Beware the student's ad-vo-cat(e) > > > > You do not like them > > So you say > > Try again, try again! > > And you may > > > > If you will let me be > > I will try again > > You'll see > > > > Say! > > > > I almost like these IEP's! > > I think I'll write six thousand three > > And I will practice day and night > > Until they say > > "You've got it right!" > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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