FW: SERENITY

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GOD grant me the serenityto accept the things I cannot

change the courage to change the things I canand the wisdom to know the

difference. Amen ! ! !

From: johnghoneycutt@...: johnghoneycutt1963@...: FW:

SERENITYDate: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:31:10 -0400

GOD grant me the Serenityto change the things I canWisdom to know the

difference,Courage to change the things I canAMEN ! ! !

From: rastlefratz@...: johnghoneycutt@...: Re:

SERENITYDate: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:14:45 -0500

Good ones, ! I needed a giggle today.

-- Original Message -----

From: john honeycutt

To: Cindy ; Debi ; charlse ; bet ; angie ; Debra Van Ness ; Elaine ;

fibromyalgia_support_group ; gritsgrill Vicki ; Jerri Shultz ;

KAY & ; Kate Court ; Lori Hammer ; Lyn Henry ; Ruthie Dyer

Sent: Monday, January 21, 2008 7:23 AM

Subject: FW: SERENITY

Date: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 00:30:02 -0800From: pbfibro@...: Fwd:

SERENITYTo: keenkbow@...; katbrown7@...;

clowersfratesi@...; charissacook@...;

lgorman@...; johnghoneycutt@...; james_carlos@...;

paigeme32@...; muckleroy1@...; maparrish@...;

cwynette@...; evangeline5104@...; sergeant9101@...;

cheyenne-smith@...; tina.sykes@...; viceroy@...;

han1599@...; swhitley@...; trinity@...;

jwright@...

SERENITY

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly

widow and asked, " How old was your husband? " " 98, " she replied. " Two years older

than me " " So you're 96, " the undertaker commented. She responded, " Hardly worth

going home, is it?

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: " And what do you think is the best

thing about being 104? " the reporter asked. She simply replied, " No peer

pressure. "

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new

knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything

quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy,

winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor

circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or

92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's

permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an

aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and

perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was

over.

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two

final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her

ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. " Wal-Mart? " the preacher exclaimed. " Why

Wal-Mart? " " Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week "

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it

used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, " For fast relief. "

THE SENILITY PRAYER: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked

anyway , the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell

the difference.

Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others.

Oh heck, give it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are!

Always Remember This: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old

because you stop laughing.

Jerri Jenise

Pine Bluff Fibromyalgia Support Group

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GOD grant me the serenityto accept the things I cannot

change the courage to change the things I canand the wisdom to know the

difference. Amen ! ! !

To: fibromyalgia_support_group@...:

johnghoneycutt1963@...: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:49:43 -0500Subject:

FW: SERENITY

GOD grant me the serenityto accept the things I cannot change the courage to

change the things I canand the wisdom to know the difference. Amen ! ! !From:

johnghoneycutt@...: johnghoneycutt1963@...: FW:

SERENITYDate: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:31:10 -0400GOD grant me the Serenityto change

the things I canWisdom to know the difference,Courage to change the things I

canAMEN ! ! !From: rastlefratz@...: johnghoneycutt@...:

Re: SERENITYDate: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:14:45 -0500Good ones, ! I needed a

giggle today.-- Original Message ----- From: john honeycutt To: Cindy ; Debi ;

charlse ; bet ; angie ; Debra Van Ness ; Elaine ;

fibromyalgia_support_group ; gritsgrill Vicki ; Jerri Shultz ;

KAY & ; Kate Court ; Lori Hammer ; Lyn Henry ; Ruthie Dyer Sent: Monday,

January 21, 2008 7:23 AMSubject: FW: SERENITYDate: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 00:30:02

-0800From: pbfibro@...: Fwd: SERENITYTo: keenkbow@...;

katbrown7@...; clowersfratesi@...; charissacook@...;

lgorman@...; johnghoneycutt@...; james_carlos@...;

paigeme32@...; muckleroy1@...; maparrish@...;

cwynette@...; evangeline5104@...; sergeant9101@...;

cheyenne-smith@...; tina.sykes@...; viceroy@...;

han1599@...; swhitley@...; trinity@...;

jwright@... Just before the funeral services, the undertaker

came up to the very elderly widow and asked, " How old was your husband? " " 98, "

she replied. " Two years older than me " " So you're 96, " the undertaker commented.

She responded, " Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a

104-year-old woman: " And what do you think is the best thing about being 104? "

the reporter asked. She simply replied, " No peer pressure. " The nice thing about

being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs. I've sure gotten old! I've

had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer

and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take

40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet

anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank

God, I still have my driver's license.I feel like my body has gotten totally out

of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start

exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted,

gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got

my leotards on, the class was over.An elderly woman decided to prepare her will

and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be

cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. " Wal-Mart? "

the preacher exclaimed. " Why Wal-Mart? " " Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me

twice a week " My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as

sharp as it used to be.Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles

fill out.It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, " For fast relief. " THE

SENILITY PRAYER: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway

, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the

difference.Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10

others. Oh heck, give it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they

are! Always Remember This: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You

grow old because you stop laughing.Jerri Jenise Pine Bluff Fibromyalgia

Support Groupw h Connect and share in new ways with

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