Fibromyalgia Theme Park

[Guest guest]

Here's one of those out in left field park questions, though I'd have

to blame it on the Hydrocodone and Xannex.

Since most of us can not go on the rides and live to tell about it at

say Disneyland, what kind of theme park attractions would be available

at the imaginary " FibroWorld " ?

A roller coaster with flat tracks that speeds along at 5mph.

A thrill ride with warm massiging seats, relaxing music, and all the

pain meds we could possibly handle.

A haunted house with all of our past doctors " weenie " popping out of

the dark places, doing the maniac laugh and dispensing their " helpful "

gibberish.

I'd be willing to risk the injury if I could get the chance to bumper

car my former doctor into the wall.

Anybody else have ideas for " FibroWorld " ?

[Guest guest]

That is a great idea. LOL. You know, we all live in fibro world, but dang it,

I got lost looking for that damn roller coaster and those bumper cars. Could we

have one of those dunking booths for all the people that think we are idiots!!

LOL. But instead of having to throw a ball or something we could have like a

little cannon thing that we could just push a button and it could send something

at the speed of light and hit really hard and knock the doubting docs into a

pool filled with algae.

hugs,

Debra V.

Loest wrote:

Here's one of those out in left field park questions, though I'd have

to blame it on the Hydrocodone and Xannex.

Since most of us can not go on the rides and live to tell about it at

say Disneyland, what kind of theme park attractions would be available

at the imaginary " FibroWorld " ?

A roller coaster with flat tracks that speeds along at 5mph.

A thrill ride with warm massiging seats, relaxing music, and all the

pain meds we could possibly handle.

A haunted house with all of our past doctors " weenie " popping out of

the dark places, doing the maniac laugh and dispensing their " helpful "

gibberish.

I'd be willing to risk the injury if I could get the chance to bumper

car my former doctor into the wall.

Anybody else have ideas for " FibroWorld " ?

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