the dun lap disease and i got it as well!

May 2, 2012

Ever heard of the dun lap disease? well this is where your belly gets so

large that it lays over in your lap. I have noticed this more here of late when

I ride my no where bike. I have to do different things with my hands because

holding the handles by the seat just bores me after a while, so I decided to

hold my belly instead for a while. this is when I noticed that my big belly was

laying in my lap like a huge sack of lard or maybe a big bowl of jello. now I

know this is a bit strange, but I have figured out that I like to hold my big

belly as it jumps up and down as my legs cause it to do so while riding the no

where bike. this belly action is what is reminding me why I'm riding the no

where bike in the first place and why I should stay on as long as I can. getting

off and stopping sounds real good to me, but I wish real hard to get rid of the

dun lap disease that I have. seems like just eating less isn't enough to make it

go away, so peddling the no where bike is what must be the key! I do enjoy

watching it jump up and down as the peddles go around and around. I'm thinking

if I ride the no where bike enough, then there should be less big belly to jump

around? to day I tried to reach up under it with both hands and realized that

there is more there then my 2 hands could hold! this sort of got me very

concerned wondering how long I have actually had the dun lap disease? I have

never noticed it until I started riding my no where bike every day. could be

this reason here is why I stopped riding the no where bike in the past? maybe

watching my big belly jump up and down as I rode my no where bike made me kind

of sick and I never went back. I know that the no where bike can help me get rid

of this dun lap disease and cause my huge belly that looks like a bowl of jello

drop off be side the trail if I continue to ride my no where bike. It's

certainly a good thing that I sweep and mop the floors once a week! that melting

off belly might be kind of slick to try and walk through. I have noticed when my

hands touch my big belly as I ride my no where bike that it is sweating. now I

wonder if this is actually my big jelly belly melting off? this makes me wish to

stay on the no where bike longer every time if this is true. I always ride for

one hour every day at least. yesterday and to day I got in 2 hours both days.

not all at one time, but like to day it was 45 this morning after breakfast, 30

right before noon and another 45 just a few minutes ago. I can't do this melting

fat on the no where bike like this every day, but I figure at least one hour a

day is the goal I got to meet if I plan to rid my self of this dun lap disease.

I wish to some day when I write my book about losing weight and the fun it was,

I plan to tell the folks how I felt my big jelly belly melt off right under my

hands on my no where bike that went every where. taking me to places where big

belly's got dropped off along the way and how watching it fall away is why I

stayed on it and never stopped riding it. I turn on my Bose radio and turn it

up! good thing my honey works during the day, cause she doesn't dig loud music.

but the best way to exercise is in my opinion to music that you like. I got the

remote right there by the bike and can change the station when the music stops.

ride to the toons is the ticket. hold your big belly as you ride and feel it

jump up and down as your legs knock it around. this will motivate you to stay on

the bike and go farther to day then you went yesterday. don't keep that dun lap

disease hanging around any longer then you should. get rid of that puppy and

then you can soon be able to hold your belly as you ride the no where bike and

be able to feel your waste as well and no longer will the huge jelly belly jump

up and down as your legs peddle.

May 3, 2012

Hi Mark,

That is so funny and yet in a way isn't funny. I am sitting here in my

rocking reclining chair in our room with the computer and I just grabbed my

belly with my two hands. I can put both hands on it and close them and it

covers it all. But it is no good on my 166 pounds. I wonder how much it

weighs, LOL.

the dun lap disease and i got it as well!

> Ever heard of the dun lap disease? well this is where your belly gets so

> large that it lays over in your lap. I have noticed this more here of late

> when I ride my no where bike. I have to do different things with my hands

> because holding the handles by the seat just bores me after a while, so I

> decided to hold my belly instead for a while. this is when I noticed that

> my big belly was laying in my lap like a huge sack of lard or maybe a big

> bowl of jello. now I know this is a bit strange, but I have figured out

> that I like to hold my big belly as it jumps up and down as my legs cause

> it to do so while riding the no where bike. this belly action is what is

> reminding me why I'm riding the no where bike in the first place and why I

> should stay on as long as I can. getting off and stopping sounds real good

> to me, but I wish real hard to get rid of the dun lap disease that I have.

> seems like just eating less isn't enough to make it go away, so peddling

> the no where bike is what must be the key! I do enjoy watching it jump up

> and down as the peddles go around and around. I'm thinking if I ride the

> no where bike enough, then there should be less big belly to jump around?

> to day I tried to reach up under it with both hands and realized that

> there is more there then my 2 hands could hold! this sort of got me very

> concerned wondering how long I have actually had the dun lap disease? I

> have never noticed it until I started riding my no where bike every day.

> could be this reason here is why I stopped riding the no where bike in the

> past? maybe watching my big belly jump up and down as I rode my no where

> bike made me kind of sick and I never went back. I know that the no where

> bike can help me get rid of this dun lap disease and cause my huge belly

> that looks like a bowl of jello drop off be side the trail if I continue

> to ride my no where bike. It's certainly a good thing that I sweep and mop

> the floors once a week! that melting off belly might be kind of slick to

> try and walk through. I have noticed when my hands touch my big belly as I

> ride my no where bike that it is sweating. now I wonder if this is

> actually my big jelly belly melting off? this makes me wish to stay on the

> no where bike longer every time if this is true. I always ride for one

> hour every day at least. yesterday and to day I got in 2 hours both days.

> not all at one time, but like to day it was 45 this morning after

> breakfast, 30 right before noon and another 45 just a few minutes ago. I

> can't do this melting fat on the no where bike like this every day, but I

> figure at least one hour a day is the goal I got to meet if I plan to rid

> my self of this dun lap disease. I wish to some day when I write my book

> about losing weight and the fun it was, I plan to tell the folks how I

> felt my big jelly belly melt off right under my hands on my no where bike

> that went every where. taking me to places where big belly's got dropped

> off along the way and how watching it fall away is why I stayed on it and

> never stopped riding it. I turn on my Bose radio and turn it up! good

> thing my honey works during the day, cause she doesn't dig loud music. but

> the best way to exercise is in my opinion to music that you like. I got

> the remote right there by the bike and can change the station when the

> music stops. ride to the toons is the ticket. hold your big belly as you

> ride and feel it jump up and down as your legs knock it around. this will

> motivate you to stay on the bike and go farther to day then you went

> yesterday. don't keep that dun lap disease hanging around any longer then

> you should. get rid of that puppy and then you can soon be able to hold

> your belly as you ride the no where bike and be able to feel your waste as

> well and no longer will the huge jelly belly jump up and down as your legs

> peddle.

>

May 3, 2012

you should be proud of only 166. I'm dain near twice that and my big old

belly is much more then a hand full. they call it a spare tire. I suppose mine

is a earth mover tire as big as it has got over many years of over eating. I'm

sure tired of carrying it around though. it makes my back hurt most of the time.

probably not much different then a woman in the Mother way complaining of her

back hurting from carrying around the baby in her belly! well I'm not in the

Momma way, but my belly is big enough to maybe give birth to a baby wail and I'm

so tired of carrying it around with me. I heard one time that any one should be

able to lift there own weight in pounds because they are so use to carry it

around all the time. I don't wish to lift 300 pounds at any time. you would

think as big as my spare tire is I should be able to float like a boat when in a

pool or lake, but I can't float worth a flip! I go under like a big rock, so

can't figure out what this pile of blubber is good fore? I'm going to find me a

couple of really thin people and give them some extra pounds to share. have you

ever stopped to think about all the money we have tied up in our belly's? if I

only had one third of the money I have spent on over eating? I would be filthy,

nasty rich!