Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 I am in the process of building one at the farm, for those days when we have power failures! I have to tell you a little store about out houses! I had a cousin who, when it was time to do the dishes, she would always a call of nature to answer, and she would sit out there until the dishes were done! Well, one day my grandfather forgot to close up the clean out door at the back, and while my cousin was sitting out there, a cow came along, and with her rough tongue reached in, and up through the hole, well, I didn't know what a person would sound like when chased by the devil, but I found out, with her pants down by her knees came rushing in! From that day forward, she stayed and helped with the dishes! how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 We had a missionary at our church this spring who works in Malawi Africa. He said they try to get the people there interested in using latrines. so they dig a hole and put a portable latrine over it. then when the hole is full they dig another hole and let the original one sit for a year. then all contaminates are gone and they can plant a fruit tree there. they call these arbor-loos. Dean From: armando del gobbo Sent: Friday, May 11, 2012 6:13 PM To: blind-diabetics Subject: out houses! I am in the process of building one at the farm, for those days when we have power failures! I have to tell you a little store about out houses! I had a cousin who, when it was time to do the dishes, she would always a call of nature to answer, and she would sit out there until the dishes were done! Well, one day my grandfather forgot to close up the clean out door at the back, and while my cousin was sitting out there, a cow came along, and with her rough tongue reached in, and up through the hole, well, I didn't know what a person would sound like when chased by the devil, but I found out, with her pants down by her knees came rushing in! From that day forward, she stayed and helped with the dishes! how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 That is a really funny story! _____ From: blind-diabetics [mailto:blind-diabetics ] On Behalf Of armando del gobbo Sent: Friday, May 11, 2012 3:13 PM To: blind-diabetics Subject: out houses! I am in the process of building one at the farm, for those days when we have power failures! I have to tell you a little store about out houses! I had a cousin who, when it was time to do the dishes, she would always a call of nature to answer, and she would sit out there until the dishes were done! Well, one day my grandfather forgot to close up the clean out door at the back, and while my cousin was sitting out there, a cow came along, and with her rough tongue reached in, and up through the hole, well, I didn't know what a person would sound like when chased by the devil, but I found out, with her pants down by her knees came rushing in! From that day forward, she stayed and helped with the dishes! how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 that is to cool! I can picture that right now and I think that would have been worth $50 to witness! wonder what the cow thought it was? do cows even have thoughts? how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 one time they were cleaning out my grandpa's septic tank and a while later little tomatoes plants popped up all over the yard. my sister said she knew that was the ground where they poured what they cleaned out of the tank and she wasn't going to eat any tomatoes that year. it was just to funny! now I know that cow poop is one of the best you can use to help plants grow, but human? I'm not to sure about it, but I would try a piece of the fruit to see how good it was. I also heard on the Glen Beck show that a fellow was on his show talking about a car that had been made that would run off the gas made from human waste. he said they all ready had it figured up that one car would need 75 homes worth of waste to run it for I think he said one month or it could have only been one week, but he said the plants could be set up to change the human waste in to this fuel that would power these cars. I thought that was a cool idea! why not use it for fuel? it has to go some where. how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 did you know that they actually had some little out houses that wasn't so little? I seen one that had 3 different holes! now I never had to use it and believe I may have just went out in the woods, but why in the world would it have 3 holes in the same house? I realize that some country folks can be a bit twisted and lean a bit left or right of center, but the family that eats together, shouldn't be out housing together holding hands! how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Maybe a water spout? Smile! how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 There was a gas station owner who had an out house, he put a speaker under one of the holes, wired a mike, and when the ladies went to use the little house, he would turn on the mike and say " please use the other hole, we are painting down here! " At which time, most would come running out without pulling up their pants! LOL! how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 I bet that was you? sounds just like you. I bet the guys on the blind wood working list would agree that sounds like you. how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Way to go friend!! I kept your secrets! how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 we had a 4 holer. one time the took the top off and their was just the long place i remembering hanging over that large hole and praying. Betty Emmons how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 When I was growing up, we only had a 1 hole privy. Below is a link to very funny story by Charlie about a three hole privy. Enjoy! Charlie -Me And Dammit Ray (The Talking Outhouse) - YouTube Danny Come and follow Jesus, and He will make you fishers of men. What a deal! You catch'em, and He'll clean'em! From: blind-diabetics [mailto:blind-diabetics ] On Behalf Of Betty Emmons Sent: Saturday, May 12, 2012 7:19 AM To: blind-diabetics Subject: Re: out houses! we had a 4 holer. one time the took the top off and their was just the long place i remembering hanging over that large hole and praying. Betty Emmons how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 I have never seen a toilet that needed power to operate. (smile) Re: out houses! that is to cool! I can picture that right now and I think that would have been worth $50 to witness! wonder what the cow thought it was? do cows even have thoughts? how about dinner for breakfast instead? I wanted a hot dog for breakfast so bad this morning! I all most did, but then I thought of a hot dog for dinner too. can't have one for each meal, so I decided to have it for dinner and not breakfast. now some folks will tell you having pizza or chili for breakfast is way to silly and you have got a screw loose. they say you eat only breakfast things for only breakfast and the rest you eat when it is proper to eat them. I say if you wish for a hamburger for breakfast, then you just feel free to do so! what is up with all the tradition stuff anyway? folks get to tied up in junk like this thinking they can't do this or that because what will other people think? What difference does it really make what they think? I have had a hamburger for breakfast and a hot dog and a pizza. never have had a beer but one time though. maybe pop corn would be good for breakfast! how about a sheff salad for breakfast??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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