A big black bear.

[Guest guest]

So seeing as how smart you guys are, what if you were way out in the sticks

and you got the call from nature. now you found the perfect spot and you are in

the middle of taking care of nature and you hear a noise behind you. then you

turn your head to see what it is and you are looking directly in the face of a

big black bear! now I don't need to tell you how hard it will be to run with

your pants around your feet. don't really think running is going to help and

good thing you were in the process of the call of nature or you would have

messed up your pants. I really don't think I care to go any where out in the

woods where black bears hang out. If you guys dig this kind of living, then you

are twisted as well. to much of something in your diet has got you messed up in

the head. remember the spot on the radio a long time ago about the 2 guys out

rock climbing? well they see a big black bear. one of the guy's sits down on the

ground right there in the trail to take off his boots and slip on his running

shoes. the other guy says, Man! what do you think you are doing? You can't out

run a black bear! the guy with his running shoes on says, I don't have to out

run the bear fool! I only got to out run you!

[Guest guest]

Mark,

That was a good one! My wife and I got a good chuckle.

A big black bear.

So seeing as how smart you guys are, what if you were way out in the

sticks and you got the call from nature. now you found the perfect spot and

you are in the middle of taking care of nature and you hear a noise behind

you. then you turn your head to see what it is and you are looking directly

in the face of a big black bear! now I don't need to tell you how hard it

will be to run with your pants around your feet. don't really think running

is going to help and good thing you were in the process of the call of

nature or you would have messed up your pants. I really don't think I care

to go any where out in the woods where black bears hang out. If you guys dig

this kind of living, then you are twisted as well. to much of something in

your diet has got you messed up in the head. remember the spot on the radio

a long time ago about the 2 guys out rock climbing? well they see a big

black bear. one of the guy's sits down on the ground right there in the

trail to take off his boots and slip on his running shoes. the other guy

says, Man! what do you think you are doing? You can't out run a black bear!

the guy with his running shoes on says, I don't have to out run the bear

fool! I only got to out run you!