Guest guest Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 one word of advice to give my fellow class mates in the diabetes struggle is very simple. now always remember this no matter where you go or what you eat. this information can save you a pile of heart ache. now here it is and it is worth what it cost you. If it taste good? then spit it out! this is wonderful advice I give you to live by from this day forward. it is mint to save you all kinds of diabetes complication down or up the road, how ever you wish to look at your travels. you have always heard the old saying that has been around all of our life? If it sounds to good to be true, then it probably is. the same thing holds true with food. if it taste wonderful! please hurry and spit it out! now on the flip side. if what you put in your mouth kind of taste like dirt or cardboard, then you can if you wish continue to chew it up and deposit it in your belly. also some more free advice from your neighborhood gentlemen pig who only cares. when you hear or see a company or advertizing agency really pushing hard to convince you that a certain type food is good for you and will cure your disease, then feel free to ignore these lies! feel free if so moved to yell at the TV or source of the information you are being force feed. it isn't true and you can always know this because they are spending millions to convince you it is worth buying. now I do recommend that you do go to Sam's with the soul purpose of trying the samples of different foods for your enjoyment. these are smaller then a normal bite and of course you have to try all of them. also you should know by doing the taste test of smaller then bite size samples you got to skip the next meal on your schedule. you have took in enough calories and carbs at Sam's to take the place of the next meal. you can also do this same sample testing taste test at some health food stores. go to the section where there is plenty of containers that you lift the lid and take out how ever much of the item you need and pour in to a small sack. make sure no one is around when you stick your hand in to get a bite. I know most of you are thinking about how nasty it is to touch the stuff with your bare hand, but don't worry! every one does it when you aren't looking. doesn't make good sense to bite a food that you have never tried. so what if it has a sexy name, the taste is very important when purchasing a food item. now remember to spit it out very fast if it does taste like heaven. A taste of hell though is a good sign that you can continue to chew it up and grab another bite. also be careful where you spit it out. one of the worse things you could do is spit it on a person you didn't know was there and if that person is the manager?well if this happens you have to turn in to some one you aren't. play the blind card to the max! wouldn't hurt if you pretend your brain is a six pack shy a case. you could say you though the item you was reaching in to get a bite was all ready in a sack in your basket to purchase and nothing wrong with eating what will soon belong to you. maybe depending on the person you spit on, you could maybe convince them the food item was stuck in your wind pipe and you had to perform the Hine lick on your self so you could go on living and not kill over in there store! play this up if it seems the person that you spit on is buying it and feeling sorry for you. go on to inform them that your spouse is kind of sue happy and upon your death in there store could mean a very nasty law suit! don't forget here to add that you are blind and maybe even 3 bricks shy a load. the last thing any company wants is to have the facts of such a situation all over the news. the fact that you are blind is enough to turn the general public against them. the store management only desires to smooth over any miss understanding and get you out of there store. maybe to avoid a situation as this, instead of spitting the fine tasting item out of your mouth on the floor or at a person, maybe you can have a spit cup with you like the folks do who dip. the thing that you have to never forget if you choose to do this method, is don't forget it isn't your coke you brought with you in the store and take a drink. I've actually done this before back in my party down days. A fellow was using a empty beer can for his spit can and I picked it up thinking it was my beer. well you know the rest and how I was doing some mighty wild spitting all around! It really can at times be a pane in the butt to be blind, but facts remain that we who can't see aren't going to wake up in the morning with perfect vision. so we got to live with the hand we are delt and make the best of it. this is why we who are blind have to think fast and always be on our toes at all times. improvise, over come, adapt, etc. what ever it takes to get your self off the hook or out of a bad situation is exactly what you must do. don't concern your self with what are folks going to think? they all ready think before you start explaining that you aren't a whole person and they will all ready expect such nonsense to flow from your lips. how can you think a crazy person more crazy? you simply can't! now just one more little example of how you can taste what you wish to buy, but need to know up front if it is ok for you to eat. ice cream! this is right, ice cream in the containers do not have plastic wrapped around them so you can lift yup the lid and get a bit on your finger to try. if you decide to taste test the ice cream in the big containers, then you got to first put the container in your basket and pretend you are going to buy it. move around to a different ile where there isn't much travel and here is where you pull the top off and get a finger stick so you can do the taste test. it is true most package stores do have cameras around to stop shop lifters, but they who are manning the camera won't be watching you sampling the ice cream. they have all ready made up there minds that you are helpless because you are blind and you couldn't find your butt with both hands unless some one who can see shows you. so when they pan the camera your way, they will simply ignore you and move on. if you don't like the taste of the ice cream, then simply go back to the ile it is on, put it back and get another one to try. now if you use this taste testing method don't get more then one container at a time. ten boxes of ice cream in your basket at one time will bring the camera down on you and it will remain there for to long trying to figure you out. ok, this is enough teaching you guys to day. I will be away from the class room all day. I know you will all study hard and not act up and show your buts while I'm away. please do take to heart all the wonderful advice you have got to day for free. I'm here all most every day, but will step out for this day. All do have a wonderful and very blessed day and know this pig truly loves you all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Mark, All of us on this list should virtually get together and write this out as a skit for a comedy show. _____ From: blind-diabetics [mailto:blind-diabetics ] On Behalf Of Mark Ruth Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2012 4:32 AM To: blind diabetics Subject: The pig wishes to help in any way he can. one word of advice to give my fellow class mates in the diabetes struggle is very simple. now always remember this no matter where you go or what you eat. this information can save you a pile of heart ache. now here it is and it is worth what it cost you. If it taste good? then spit it out! this is wonderful advice I give you to live by from this day forward. it is mint to save you all kinds of diabetes complication down or up the road, how ever you wish to look at your travels. you have always heard the old saying that has been around all of our life? If it sounds to good to be true, then it probably is. the same thing holds true with food. if it taste wonderful! please hurry and spit it out! now on the flip side. if what you put in your mouth kind of taste like dirt or cardboard, then you can if you wish continue to chew it up and deposit it in your belly. also some more free advice from your neighborhood gentlemen pig who only cares. when you hear or see a company or advertizing agency really pushing hard to convince you that a certain type food is good for you and will cure your disease, then feel free to ignore these lies! feel free if so moved to yell at the TV or source of the information you are being force feed. it isn't true and you can always know this because they are spending millions to convince you it is worth buying. now I do recommend that you do go to Sam's with the soul purpose of trying the samples of different foods for your enjoyment. these are smaller then a normal bite and of course you have to try all of them. also you should know by doing the taste test of smaller then bite size samples you got to skip the next meal on your schedule. you have took in enough calories and carbs at Sam's to take the place of the next meal. you can also do this same sample testing taste test at some health food stores. go to the section where there is plenty of containers that you lift the lid and take out how ever much of the item you need and pour in to a small sack. make sure no one is around when you stick your hand in to get a bite. I know most of you are thinking about how nasty it is to touch the stuff with your bare hand, but don't worry! every one does it when you aren't looking. doesn't make good sense to bite a food that you have never tried. so what if it has a sexy name, the taste is very important when purchasing a food item. now remember to spit it out very fast if it does taste like heaven. A taste of hell though is a good sign that you can continue to chew it up and grab another bite. also be careful where you spit it out. one of the worse things you could do is spit it on a person you didn't know was there and if that person is the manager?well if this happens you have to turn in to some one you aren't. play the blind card to the max! wouldn't hurt if you pretend your brain is a six pack shy a case. you could say you though the item you was reaching in to get a bite was all ready in a sack in your basket to purchase and nothing wrong with eating what will soon belong to you. maybe depending on the person you spit on, you could maybe convince them the food item was stuck in your wind pipe and you had to perform the Hine lick on your self so you could go on living and not kill over in there store! play this up if it seems the person that you spit on is buying it and feeling sorry for you. go on to inform them that your spouse is kind of sue happy and upon your death in there store could mean a very nasty law suit! don't forget here to add that you are blind and maybe even 3 bricks shy a load. the last thing any company wants is to have the facts of such a situation all over the news. the fact that you are blind is enough to turn the general public against them. the store management only desires to smooth over any miss understanding and get you out of there store. maybe to avoid a situation as this, instead of spitting the fine tasting item out of your mouth on the floor or at a person, maybe you can have a spit cup with you like the folks do who dip. the thing that you have to never forget if you choose to do this method, is don't forget it isn't your coke you brought with you in the store and take a drink. I've actually done this before back in my party down days. A fellow was using a empty beer can for his spit can and I picked it up thinking it was my beer. well you know the rest and how I was doing some mighty wild spitting all around! It really can at times be a pane in the butt to be blind, but facts remain that we who can't see aren't going to wake up in the morning with perfect vision. so we got to live with the hand we are delt and make the best of it. this is why we who are blind have to think fast and always be on our toes at all times. improvise, over come, adapt, etc. what ever it takes to get your self off the hook or out of a bad situation is exactly what you must do. don't concern your self with what are folks going to think? they all ready think before you start explaining that you aren't a whole person and they will all ready expect such nonsense to flow from your lips. how can you think a crazy person more crazy? you simply can't! now just one more little example of how you can taste what you wish to buy, but need to know up front if it is ok for you to eat. ice cream! this is right, ice cream in the containers do not have plastic wrapped around them so you can lift yup the lid and get a bit on your finger to try. if you decide to taste test the ice cream in the big containers, then you got to first put the container in your basket and pretend you are going to buy it. move around to a different ile where there isn't much travel and here is where you pull the top off and get a finger stick so you can do the taste test. it is true most package stores do have cameras around to stop shop lifters, but they who are manning the camera won't be watching you sampling the ice cream. they have all ready made up there minds that you are helpless because you are blind and you couldn't find your butt with both hands unless some one who can see shows you. so when they pan the camera your way, they will simply ignore you and move on. if you don't like the taste of the ice cream, then simply go back to the ile it is on, put it back and get another one to try. now if you use this taste testing method don't get more then one container at a time. ten boxes of ice cream in your basket at one time will bring the camera down on you and it will remain there for to long trying to figure you out. ok, this is enough teaching you guys to day. I will be away from the class room all day. I know you will all study hard and not act up and show your buts while I'm away. please do take to heart all the wonderful advice you have got to day for free. I'm here all most every day, but will step out for this day. All do have a wonderful and very blessed day and know this pig truly loves you all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Great idea! Vicki Meizinger > > Mark, All of us on this list should virtually get together and write this > out as a skit for a comedy show. > > _____ > > From: blind-diabetics > <mailto:blind-diabetics%40yahoogroups.com> > [mailto:blind-diabetics > <mailto:blind-diabetics%40yahoogroups.com>] On Behalf Of Mark Ruth > Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2012 4:32 AM > To: blind diabetics > Subject: The pig wishes to help in any way he can. > > one word of advice to give my fellow class mates in the diabetes > struggle is > very simple. now always remember this no matter where you go or what you > eat. this information can save you a pile of heart ache. now here it > is and > it is worth what it cost you. If it taste good? then spit it out! this is > wonderful advice I give you to live by from this day forward. it is > mint to > save you all kinds of diabetes complication down or up the road, how ever > you wish to look at your travels. you have always heard the old saying > that > has been around all of our life? If it sounds to good to be true, then it > probably is. the same thing holds true with food. if it taste wonderful! > please hurry and spit it out! now on the flip side. if what you put in > your > mouth kind of taste like dirt or cardboard, then you can if you wish > continue to chew it up and deposit it in your belly. also some more free > advice from your neighborhood gentlemen pig who only cares. when you > hear or > see a company or advertizing agency really pushing hard to convince > you that > a certain type food is good for you and will cure your disease, then feel > free to ignore these lies! feel free if so moved to yell at the TV or > source > of the information you are being force feed. it isn't true and you can > always know this because they are spending millions to convince you it is > worth buying. now I do recommend that you do go to Sam's with the soul > purpose of trying the samples of different foods for your enjoyment. these > are smaller then a normal bite and of course you have to try all of them. > also you should know by doing the taste test of smaller then bite size > samples you got to skip the next meal on your schedule. you have took in > enough calories and carbs at Sam's to take the place of the next meal. you > can also do this same sample testing taste test at some health food > stores. > go to the section where there is plenty of containers that you lift > the lid > and take out how ever much of the item you need and pour in to a small > sack. > make sure no one is around when you stick your hand in to get a bite. > I know > most of you are thinking about how nasty it is to touch the stuff with > your > bare hand, but don't worry! every one does it when you aren't looking. > doesn't make good sense to bite a food that you have never tried. so > what if > it has a sexy name, the taste is very important when purchasing a food > item. > now remember to spit it out very fast if it does taste like heaven. A > taste > of hell though is a good sign that you can continue to chew it up and grab > another bite. also be careful where you spit it out. one of the worse > things > you could do is spit it on a person you didn't know was there and if that > person is the manager?well if this happens you have to turn in to some one > you aren't. play the blind card to the max! wouldn't hurt if you pretend > your brain is a six pack shy a case. you could say you though the item you > was reaching in to get a bite was all ready in a sack in your basket to > purchase and nothing wrong with eating what will soon belong to you. maybe > depending on the person you spit on, you could maybe convince them the > food > item was stuck in your wind pipe and you had to perform the Hine lick on > your self so you could go on living and not kill over in there store! play > this up if it seems the person that you spit on is buying it and feeling > sorry for you. go on to inform them that your spouse is kind of sue happy > and upon your death in there store could mean a very nasty law suit! don't > forget here to add that you are blind and maybe even 3 bricks shy a load. > the last thing any company wants is to have the facts of such a situation > all over the news. the fact that you are blind is enough to turn the > general > public against them. the store management only desires to smooth over any > miss understanding and get you out of there store. maybe to avoid a > situation as this, instead of spitting the fine tasting item out of your > mouth on the floor or at a person, maybe you can have a spit cup with you > like the folks do who dip. the thing that you have to never forget if you > choose to do this method, is don't forget it isn't your coke you brought > with you in the store and take a drink. I've actually done this before > back > in my party down days. A fellow was using a empty beer can for his > spit can > and I picked it up thinking it was my beer. well you know the rest and > how I > was doing some mighty wild spitting all around! It really can at times > be a > pane in the butt to be blind, but facts remain that we who can't see > aren't > going to wake up in the morning with perfect vision. so we got to live > with > the hand we are delt and make the best of it. this is why we who are blind > have to think fast and always be on our toes at all times. improvise, over > come, adapt, etc. what ever it takes to get your self off the hook or > out of > a bad situation is exactly what you must do. don't concern your self with > what are folks going to think? they all ready think before you start > explaining that you aren't a whole person and they will all ready expect > such nonsense to flow from your lips. how can you think a crazy person > more > crazy? you simply can't! now just one more little example of how you can > taste what you wish to buy, but need to know up front if it is ok for > you to > eat. ice cream! this is right, ice cream in the containers do not have > plastic wrapped around them so you can lift yup the lid and get a bit on > your finger to try. if you decide to taste test the ice cream in the big > containers, then you got to first put the container in your basket and > pretend you are going to buy it. move around to a different ile where > there > isn't much travel and here is where you pull the top off and get a finger > stick so you can do the taste test. it is true most package stores do have > cameras around to stop shop lifters, but they who are manning the camera > won't be watching you sampling the ice cream. they have all ready made up > there minds that you are helpless because you are blind and you couldn't > find your butt with both hands unless some one who can see shows you. so > when they pan the camera your way, they will simply ignore you and > move on. > if you don't like the taste of the ice cream, then simply go back to > the ile > it is on, put it back and get another one to try. now if you use this > taste > testing method don't get more then one container at a time. ten boxes > of ice > cream in your basket at one time will bring the camera down on you and it > will remain there for to long trying to figure you out. ok, this is enough > teaching you guys to day. I will be away from the class room all day. > I know > you will all study hard and not act up and show your buts while I'm away. > please do take to heart all the wonderful advice you have got to day for > free. I'm here all most every day, but will step out for this day. All do > have a wonderful and very blessed day and know this pig truly loves > you all! > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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