TGIF/Some things to ponder - quite clever

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>>>> 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts

>>>> tomorrow.

>>>>

>>>> 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him

>>>> wag his tail

>>>>

>>>> 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have

>>>> any sense at all.

>>>>

>>>> 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

>>>>

>>>> 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep

>>>> water.

>>>>

>>>> 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of

>>>> the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night.

>>>>

>>>> 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate

>>>> how many people a company can operate without.

>>>>

>>>> 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than

>>>> everyone else looks.

>>>>

>>>> 9. Scratch a kitty behind her ear and you'll find a permanent

>>>> job.

>>>>

>>>> 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to

>>>> buy a car.

>>>>

>>>> 11. There are no new sins, the old ones just get more publicity.

>>>>

>>>> 12..There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number

>>>> at 4 am. It could be a right number.

>>>>

>>>> 13. Think about this......No one ever says " It's only a game "

>>>> when his team is winning.

>>>>

>>>> 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

>>>>

>>>> 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're

>>>> going to like it.

>>>>

>>>> 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the

>>>> same size bucket.

>>>>

>>>> 17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands

>>>> of old ladies running around with tattoos? (and rap music will be the

>>>> Golden Oldies!)

>>>>

>>>> 18. Money can't buy happiness....but somehow it's more

>>>> comfortable to cry in a Corvette than a Geo Metro.

>>>>

>>>> 19. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every

>>>> joint, you're probably dead....so stop whining.

>>>>

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