Guest guest Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 A very loud, unattractive, mean parent walked into Wal-Mart with two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says " Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins? " The ugly parent stopped yelling long enough to say, " Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid? " I'm neither blind nor stupid " , replied the greeter. " I just couldn't believe you got lucky twice. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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