Fwd: The Thanksgiving Prank (from Mom)

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   PREGNANT TURKEYSTORY(Fiction?) (NO!)One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, ', you've cooked a pregnant bird!'                                At the reality of this horrifying news,                                my sister started to cry.                                It took the family two hours to convince                                her that turkeys lay eggs!                                Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!The information contained in this e-mail and any attached documentsmay contain information that is confidential or otherwise protectedfrom disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient of thismessage, or if this message has been sent to you in error, pleaseimmediately alert the sender by reply e-mail and then delete thismessage, including any attachments. Any dissemination, distributionor other use of the contents of this message by anyone other thanthe intended recipient is strictly prohibited.

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Heh Peggy

i love it if only i can remember this to do next year.. My kids

would just go crazy...now i know where you get your humor and

creativity. the apple didn't fall far from the tree.. love ya

patti,ipf,nj

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> PREGNANT TURKEYSTORY(Fiction?) (NO!)

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> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for

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> traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom

decided

> to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something

from

> the store.

> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,

removed

> the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the

turkey,

> and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the

oven.

> When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of

the

> oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon

hit

> something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,

> ', you've cooked a pregnant bird!'

> At the reality of this horrifying

news,

> my sister started to cry.

> It took the family two hours to

> convince

> her that turkeys lay eggs!

> Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

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> The information contained in this e-mail and any attached documents

> may contain information that is confidential or otherwise protected

> from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient of this

> message, or if this message has been sent to you in error, please

> immediately alert the sender by reply e-mail and then delete this

> message, including any attachments. Any dissemination, distribution

> or other use of the contents of this message by anyone other than

> the intended recipient is strictly prohibited.

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