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Ye KOs,

Here is my recycled Appallmark Card from 2010

Rita

" And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'till her daddy takes the keyboard away. "

Nada's Day Appallmark Card 2010

Ye KOs,

Sing to " How Do You Solve a Problem Like " from The Sound of Music 1965.

" How Do You Solve A Problem Like My Nada? "

She rages a spree and acts up with her T

Her life has got a tear

'Cause right on cue she'll misconstrue

Bristles everything I swear

And underneath her smirk

She has evil in her snare

I even heard her singing somewhat blabby.

She's always got a put-down

But her hoovering is real

She dislikes almost everything

She eats me for a meal

I hate to have to say it

But I very firmly feel

Nada is not an asset to the KOs.

I'd like to say a word in her behalf

Nada makes me daff.

How do you solve a problem like my nada?

How do you catch a BP and pin it down?

How do you find a word that means my nada?

A helpless waif, A queen, a hermit, a down!

Maybe a witch--I'd like to set some limits

Many a KO who'd like to lend a hand

But isn't it so remiss

Suggesting they're all like this?

How do you make the public understand?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like my nada?

How do you hold a BP out of hand?

When I'm with her I'm confused

Out of focus and abused

And I never know exactly where I am

Caller ID is my teather

To protect my frazzeled feather

She's a snarling! She's a demon! She's a ham!

She's as stubborn as a pest

Has to pass the guilt dump test

She could throw a whirling KO out of whirl

She is gentle! She is wild!

She's a riddle! I'm her child!

She's a headache! She's a monster!

She's a brat!

How do you solve a problem like my nada?

How do you catch a BP and pin it down?

How do you find a word that means my nada?

A helpless waif, a queen, a hermit, a down!

Many a time I'd like to show her SWOE and Workbook

Many a boundary she can understand

But how do you make her stay

And listen to all I say

How do I give my feelings in her hand?

Oh, how do you stop her verbal diarrhea?

How do you get people's heads out of the sand?

Appallmark Cards

" When You Dare Enough to Send The Very Worst "

(logo: upside crown flapping in the breeze from nada's rages)

Respectfully submitted from my whoopie cushion for nada's day 2010.

Rita

" And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'till her daddy takes the keyboard away. "

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