Re: Nada's Day Appallmark Card 2010 recycled for 2012

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I still absolutely love the " How do you solve a problem like nada? " spoof!

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> Ye KOs,

> Here is my recycled Appallmark Card from 2010

> Rita

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> " And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'till her daddy takes the keyboard away. "

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> Nada's Day Appallmark Card 2010

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> Ye KOs,

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> Sing to " How Do You Solve a Problem Like " from The Sound of Music

> 1965.

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> " How Do You Solve A Problem Like My Nada? "

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> She rages a spree and acts up with her T

> Her life has got a tear

> 'Cause right on cue she'll misconstrue

> Bristles everything I swear

> And underneath her smirk

> She has evil in her snare

> I even heard her singing somewhat blabby.

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> She's always got a put-down

> But her hoovering is real

> She dislikes almost everything

> She eats me for a meal

> I hate to have to say it

> But I very firmly feel

> Nada is not an asset to the KOs.

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> I'd like to say a word in her behalf

> Nada makes me daff.

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> How do you solve a problem like my nada?

> How do you catch a BP and pin it down?

> How do you find a word that means my nada?

> A helpless waif, A queen, a hermit, a down!

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> Maybe a witch--I'd like to set some limits

> Many a KO who'd like to lend a hand

> But isn't it so remiss

> Suggesting they're all like this?

> How do you make the public understand?

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> Oh, how do you solve a problem like my nada?

> How do you hold a BP out of hand?

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> When I'm with her I'm confused

> Out of focus and abused

> And I never know exactly where I am

> Caller ID is my teather

> To protect my frazzeled feather

> She's a snarling! She's a demon! She's a ham!

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> She's as stubborn as a pest

> Has to pass the guilt dump test

> She could throw a whirling KO out of whirl

> She is gentle! She is wild!

> She's a riddle! I'm her child!

> She's a headache! She's a monster!

> She's a brat!

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> How do you solve a problem like my nada?

> How do you catch a BP and pin it down?

> How do you find a word that means my nada?

> A helpless waif, a queen, a hermit, a down!

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> Many a time I'd like to show her SWOE and Workbook

> Many a boundary she can understand

> But how do you make her stay

> And listen to all I say

> How do I give my feelings in her hand?

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> Oh, how do you stop her verbal diarrhea?

> How do you get people's heads out of the sand?

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> Appallmark Cards

> " When You Dare Enough to Send The Very Worst "

> (logo: upside crown flapping in the breeze from nada's rages)

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> Respectfully submitted from my whoopie cushion for nada's day 2010.

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> Rita

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> " And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'till her daddy takes the keyboard away. "

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[Guest guest]

Oh my lord, I love that song from the Sound Of Music. We own the movie and I am

going to have to keep these words handy to sing it in a whole new way!

How do you solve a problem like your nada? .....

You don't! You sing, you joke, you laugh.

Voltaire had it right when he said these words. " O Lord make my enemies

ridiculous. " And God granted it.

Granted that for me too. ???Amen.

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[Guest guest]

Oh my lord, I love that song from the Sound Of Music. We own the movie and I am

going to have to keep these words handy to sing it in a whole new way!

How do you solve a problem like your nada? .....

You don't! You sing, you joke, you laugh.

Voltaire had it right when he said these words. " O Lord make my enemies

ridiculous. " And God granted it.

Granted that for me too. ???Amen.

~

[Guest guest]

Oh my lord, I love that song from the Sound Of Music. We own the movie and I am

going to have to keep these words handy to sing it in a whole new way!

How do you solve a problem like your nada? .....

You don't! You sing, you joke, you laugh.

Voltaire had it right when he said these words. " O Lord make my enemies

ridiculous. " And God granted it.

Granted that for me too. ???Amen.

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