As a kid I thought Hitler was my biological grandfather

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This thought terrorized me as a child but it's kind of funny now. Let

me explain.

I was a child in the US in 70s. Trashy newspapers would have headlines

that Hitler was alive in Brazil like some other former Nazis.

My mother was born in 52 in Brazil.

Clearly Hitler ran off after 45 went to Brazil to impregnate my

horrible b**tchy grandmother. Then I I examined my mother for his

features. She was a verrry pale Brazilian with black hair. Check. And

I weirdly got my grandfather's blue eyes! Both my parents are Latino

so my eyes were a bit unusual.

Now that it's all over and I see how my mother was a flat out sadist

sociopath terror woman it's kind of funny the gymnastics my mind did

to try and understand her. Hitler was the most evil man ever (in the

US in the 70s) . . .

One day, when she wasn't screaming and gnashing her teeth, I told her

this story in a restaurant. She never showed her evilness in public

and I realize now that I really knew this. I kind of thought she'd rip

my head off for telling her this. She liked the idea quite a bit from

her reaction and she never brought it up again.