Re: If My Body Were a Car!

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P., Thanks for the Sunday

laughs!!!I've sent this along to many others!!!!

Z fibriotic NSIP/05

Z 64,

fibriotic NSIP/o5/PA

And “mild”

PH/10/07 and Reynaud’s too!!

No, NSIP was not

self-inflicted…I never smoked!

Potter,

reader,carousel lover and MomMom to

Darah

and Sara

“I’m gonna

be iron like a lion in Zion” Bob Marley

Vinca

Minor-periwinkle is my flower

wrote:

P PM

(Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 9 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06,

ILL yo 60

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about

trading it in for a newer

model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint

job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things

up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and

skid and bump

into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns

inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....

either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !!!

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