USA humor

[Guest guest]

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that

if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the

whole world.

One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one

dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in

the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate

the world.

The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female

dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian

Wolves.

They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter,

removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.

After five years they came up with the biggest meanest dog the world

had ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick

and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a

strange looking animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no

way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Russian

dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage

and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog.

The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the

American Dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the

dachshund's neck,the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed the

Russian dog in one bite.

There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog. The Russians came

up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. " We don't

understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working

for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in

the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. "

" Da's nothin " , said Thibideaux, the Cajun, representing the

Americans. We had our bess plastic surgins workin' fo' five year to

make dat alligator look like a weenie dog. "