Things to Do to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner

[Guest guest]

1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all

in the blender, and take your " shake " back to the table. Announce

that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.

2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful for,

say, " I'm thankful I didn't get caught " and refuse to say anything

more.

3. Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when

Dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the

game. When he comes into the room, turn off the VCR and turn on the

regular TV.

4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive

conditions known to exist at turkey farms.

5. During mid-meal turn to mom and say, " See mom, I told you they

wouldn't notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were

worried for nothing. "

I LOVE YOU THIS DAY

MARY LOU

IPF - 02 ( AND A LITTLE MENTAL STUFF TOO IF YOU LIKE)hee