Please! would a boddy rub my pig butt?

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I got no clue why my back side hurts when I ride my no where bike in the

after noon. it never hurts of the morning. the first hour is to easy! then the

second hour is way hard because my butt is yelling at me to stop! it even goes

num, so how can I feel the butt pane if it is num? crazy how the first hour

doesn't cause back side pane and the 2 pm will. I have to figure it out and put

a stop to it right now! if my wife was home from work, maybe she would rub my

pig butt, but I can't figure out how she would if I'm sitting on it. I tried a

pillow once and this actually made my butt hurt more. the seat has padding, but

I guess the padding on our big butts isn't enough some times? I hate to think of

how my big pig butt is going to feel when 25 more pounds drops off. I know I got

a bone in my butt because as a young pig I remember feeling it there. haven't

been able to notice though if it is still with me or not for many years now.

maybe I need to sit on one of those doughnut looking things that some use who

got himaroids? maybe this would allow the butt bone to not touch the seat and

there fore no butt pane! any one got this same problem? or is it simply a

personal problem that I must deal with? any one interested in the job of a butt

rub???