Guest guest Posted January 20, 2001 Report Share Posted January 20, 2001 Hi everyone Here is a good one! Hope you like it! Lots of Love Glenda ----------------------------------------------------------- Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! " he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard a answering, " Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! " He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was the other Indian crazy or what? " No, " said the Indian. " It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.... If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate. " Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, " Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! " Immediately, there was an answering " Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! " from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, " Whoa, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave! " He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! " He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, " WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! " With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the Local Newsaper read..... " NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN. " _______________________________________________________ Send a cool gift with your E-Card http://www.bluemountain.com/giftcenter/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 20, 2001 Report Share Posted January 20, 2001 Glenda since i am from WV this one was especialy funny to me. love it dawn --- " eyeoreluv@... " eyeoreluv@...> wrote: > Hi everyone > Here is a good one! Hope you like it! > Lots of Love > Glenda > > > ----------------------------------------------------------- > Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the > woods, all of a > sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth > of a small cave. > > Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! " he called into the cave and > then he listened very > closely until he heard a answering, " Wooooo! Wooooo! > Wooooo! " He tore off > his clothes and ran into the cave. > > The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian > what that > was all about, was the other Indian crazy or what? > > " No, " said the Indian. " It is our custom during > mating season > when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! > Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the > opening.... If they get an answer back, it means > there is a girl in there > waiting to mate. " > > Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up > to the > opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, " Wooooo! > Wooooo! Wooooo! " > Immediately, there was an answering " Wooooo! Wooooo! > Wooooo! " from deep > inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran > into the cave. > > The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for > a while, > and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked > in amazement at the > size of the huge opening, he was thinking, > " Whoa, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is > bigger than those the > Indians found. There must be some really big, fine > women in this cave! " > > He stood in front of the opening and hollered with > all his might Wooooo! > Wooooo! Wooooo! " He grinned and closed his eyes in > anticipation, and then he > heard the answering call, " WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! > WOOOOOOOOO! " > > With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he > raced into the cave, > tearing off his clothes as he ran. > > The following day, the headline of the Local > Newsaper read..... > > " NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN. " > > > > > > _______________________________________________________ > Send a cool gift with your E-Card > http://www.bluemountain.com/giftcenter/ > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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