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hehe.. funny

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Baby Boomers, Then and Now

Then: Long hair

Now : Longing for hair

Then: A keg

Now : An EKG

Then: Acid rock

Now : Acid reflux

Then: Moving to California because it's cool.

Now : Moving to California because it's hot.

Then: Watching Glenn's historic flight with your parents

Now : Watching Glenn's historic flight with your kids

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or

Now : Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or

Then: The President's struggle with Fidel

Now : The President's struggle with fidelity

Then: Killer weed

Now : Weed killer

Then: The Grateful Dead

Now : Dr. Kevorkian

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint

Now : Getting a new hip joint

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Quick Wit:

You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see

change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy.

When you're walking them. He is always looking up at you.

" There's a quarter... "

-- Jerry Seinfeld

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