REMEMBER When the Funniest Jokes were clean ones?

[Guest guest]

They still are! Pass it on.... " A Cheerful heart is Good Medicine "

(Prov. 17:22).

Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one

house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to

his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote " Revelation 3:20 " on

the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that

card had been returned. Added to it was the cryptic message, " Genesis

3:10. "

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales

of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins " Behold, I stand at the door and

knock. " Genesis 3:10 reads, " I heard your voice in the garden and I was

afraid for I was naked. "

Sherry in Arkansas