Guest guest Posted April 4, 2000 Report Share Posted April 4, 2000 How nice to see all the posts....and surprised to see you here Delaine and are there any others from the other list?? Good to see you here Delaine. I was glad to see the post about the preventil and albutrol..I use them. I am also taking volmax for SOB..Vioxx for OA..and valium for the muscle spasims I get. Do any of you ever have the muscle or cord in the front of your neck like spaz out and tighten up,it feels like a charlie horse. I just hate that feeling. I have COPD from smoking for 40 years. It started I guess about 2 years ago and I would not accept it at all, not until this past Christmas--from really Nov. to March of this year it got real bad. I got double pneumonia and it really did me in. I sat here this morning about 2am and wrote a post to send..then I pushed send ?????? and was surprised because it just disapeared??? So if you get two posts today...I won't be surprised. I thank you for the welcome,and Shirley for telling me about this list. I will try to post but may not be able to as often as I would like. a-Anne---Kitt-Delaine-Tery-Shirley-Bonnie-Pat- June-Elaine--take good care and it is good to meet you all. I'm outta here for now, SNOW *********************************************** PUZZLED PARROT A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in middle of the show: " Look, it's not the same hat! " " Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table. " " Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades? " The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another. On the third day, the parrot could not hold back: " OK, I give up. Where's the boat? ****************************************************** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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