Re: CHRISTMAS COOKIE RULES...

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I like these rules alot!!

Beth in North Carolina

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"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more."

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To: pulumonary Fibrosis <breathe-support >Sent: Friday, December 19, 2008 7:05:44 PMSubject: CHRISTMAS COOKIE RULES...

P PM (Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 9 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06, ILL yo 60

Very good info for the holidays!!

Christmas Cookie Rules 1. If you eat a Christmas Cookie, fresh out of theoven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookieis the test and thus calorie free. 2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, italso has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookiecalories.3. If a friend comes over while you are making your Christmas Cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Becauseyour friend's first cookie is calories free, rule #1, yours is also.It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and being the friendthat you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall toyour

feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravityand the density of the caloric mass. 5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the ChristmasCookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excessfrosting from a knife without cutting your tongue. 6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have 3 and Green ones have 5 - one calorie for each letter. Make morered ones!7. If you eat cookies while watching "Miracle on 34th Street"these also have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because theprocess of breaking causes calorie leakage.9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will clingto their plate. We all know how calories like

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And finally...10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed has no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It'sa rule!

"Sounds good to me!!

"Merry Christmas and God Bless Everyone!!

[Guest guest]

I love this rule, !!! Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!! CaroASTHMA 1976,OSTEOARTHRITIS 2002, COPD 02/06, IPF 08/07, UIP 01/08, RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS 03/08 SJOGREN SYNDROME 07/08Mississippi

Subject: CHRISTMAS COOKIE RULES...To: "pulumonary Fibrosis" <breathe-support >Date: Friday, December 19, 2008, 6:05 PM

P PM (Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 9 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06, ILL yo 60

Very good info for the holidays!!

Christmas Cookie Rules 1. If you eat a Christmas Cookie, fresh out of theoven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookieis the test and thus calorie free. 2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, italso has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookiecalories.3. If a friend comes over while you are making your Christmas Cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Becauseyour friend's first cookie is calories free, rule #1, yours is also.It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and being the friendthat you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall toyour

feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravityand the density of the caloric mass. 5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the ChristmasCookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excessfrosting from a knife without cutting your tongue. 6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have 3 and Green ones have 5 - one calorie for each letter. Make morered ones!7. If you eat cookies while watching "Miracle on 34th Street"these also have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because theprocess of breaking causes calorie leakage.9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will clingto their plate. We all know how calories like

to CLING!

And finally...10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed has no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It'sa rule!

"Sounds good to me!!

"Merry Christmas and God Bless Everyone!!

[Guest guest]

Thanks for the chuckle P. LOVE cookies and don't care a hoot about the calories.. ;)Cute rules. Love & Prayers, PeggyFlorida,  IPF/UIP 2004"I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet, when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." 

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great rules

thanks

Pink Joyce IPF 3/06 Pennsylvania

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Subject: CHRISTMAS COOKIE RULES...To: "pulumonary Fibrosis" <breathe-support >Date: Friday, December 19, 2008, 7:05 PM

P PM (Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 9 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06, ILL yo 60

Very good info for the holidays!!

Christmas Cookie Rules 1. If you eat a Christmas Cookie, fresh out of theoven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookieis the test and thus calorie free. 2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, italso has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookiecalories.3. If a friend comes over while you are making your Christmas Cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Becauseyour friend's first cookie is calories free, rule #1, yours is also.It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and being the friendthat you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall toyour

feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravityand the density of the caloric mass. 5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the ChristmasCookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excessfrosting from a knife without cutting your tongue. 6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have 3 and Green ones have 5 - one calorie for each letter. Make morered ones!7. If you eat cookies while watching "Miracle on 34th Street"these also have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because theprocess of breaking causes calorie leakage.9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will clingto their plate. We all know how calories like

to CLING!

And finally...10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed has no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It'sa rule!

"Sounds good to me!!

"Merry Christmas and God Bless Everyone!!