Re: Fw: Just moved to Texas

[Guest guest]

That's too funny. but true. It's our way of filtering out the unanointed.

On Wed, Aug 5, 2009 at 5:48 PM, Ron Haussecker haussecker87@...>wrote:

>

>

>

> FW: Just moved to Texas

>

> Dear Diary

> Just moved to Texas ! Now this is a state that knows how to live!!

> Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place!

> It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

>

> June 14th:

>

> Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an

> air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.

>

> What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm

> turning into a sun worshipper.

>

> June 30th:

>

> Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots

> of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing

> the lawn for me.

>

> Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

>

> July 10th:

>

> The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do

> people get used to this kind of heat?

>

> At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the

> heat is taking longer than I expected.

>

> July 15th:

>

> Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns

> over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.

>

> I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a

> climate like this.

>

> July 20th:

>

> I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left

> this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita

> had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then

> popped like a water balloon.

>

> The car now smells like Kibbles and Sh____s.

>

> I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.

>

> Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes again.

>

> July 25th:

>

> The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!

>

> And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the

> fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell

> me he needed to order parts.

>

> July 30th:

>

> Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now,

> $225,000 house and I can't even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one.

> Why did I ever come here?

>

> Aug. 4th:

>

> It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today.

> It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate

> this stupid state.

>

> Aug. 8th:

>

> If another wise ass cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm

> going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work,

> the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I

> smell like baked cat!!

>

> Aug. 9th:

>

> Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when

> sat on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was on fire.

>

> My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all

> the hair on the back of my legs and ass . . . Now my car smells

> like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.

>

> Aug 10th:

>

> The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot

> and sunny.

>

> Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do S----

> for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up

> next week.

>

> Doesn't it ever rain in this damn state? Water rationing

> will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over.

>

> Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.

>

> Aug. 14th:

>

> Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115 today. Cactus are dead.

>

> Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out

> of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he

> asked me??? " Hot enough for you today? "

>

> My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail.

> Freaking Texas .

>

> What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??

>

> Will write later to let you know how the trial goes.

>

>

[Guest guest]

How did you get my diary?

Louis N. Molino, Sr. CET

FF/NREMT/FSI/EMSI

Typed by my fingers on my iPhone.

Please excuse any typo's

(Cell)

LNMolino@...

On Aug 5, 2009, at 17:48, " Ron Haussecker " haussecker87@...>

wrote:

>

> FW: Just moved to Texas

>

> Dear Diary

> Just moved to Texas ! Now this is a state that knows how to live!!

> Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place!

> It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

>

> June 14th:

>

> Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an

> air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.

>

> What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm

> turning into a sun worshipper.

>

> June 30th:

>

> Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots

> of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing

> the lawn for me.

>

> Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

>

> July 10th:

>

> The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do

> people get used to this kind of heat?

>

> At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the

> heat is taking longer than I expected.

>

> July 15th:

>

> Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns

> over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.

>

> I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a

> climate like this.

>

> July 20th:

>

> I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left

> this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita

> had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then

> popped like a water balloon.

>

> The car now smells like Kibbles and Sh____s.

>

> I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.

>

> Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes again.

>

> July 25th:

>

> The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!

>

> And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the

> fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell

> me he needed to order parts.

>

> July 30th:

>

> Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now,

> $225,000 house and I can't even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one.

> Why did I ever come here?

>

> Aug. 4th:

>

> It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today.

> It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate

> this stupid state.

>

> Aug. 8th:

>

> If another wise ass cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm

> going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work,

> the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I

> smell like baked cat!!

>

> Aug. 9th:

>

> Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when

> sat on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was on fire.

>

> My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all

> the hair on the back of my legs and ass . . . Now my car smells

> like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.

>

> Aug 10th:

>

> The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot

> and sunny.

>

> Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do S----

> for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up

> next week.

>

> Doesn't it ever rain in this damn state? Water rationing

> will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow

> over.

>

> Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.

>

> Aug. 14th:

>

> Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115 today. Cactus are dead.

>

> Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out

> of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he

> asked me??? " Hot enough for you today? "

>

> My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail.

> Freaking Texas .

>

> What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??

>

> Will write later to let you know how the trial goes.

>

>

[Guest guest]

PLAGIARISM!   But, that's OK---------LOL

 

________________________________

To: " texasems-l " texasems-l >

Sent: Wednesday, August 5, 2009 6:19:51 PM

Subject: Re: Fw: Just moved to Texas

 

How did you get my diary?

Louis N. Molino, Sr. CET

FF/NREMT/FSI/ EMSI

Typed by my fingers on my iPhone.

Please excuse any typo's

(Cell)

LNMolino (AT) aol (DOT) com

On Aug 5, 2009, at 17:48, " Ron Haussecker "

wrote:

>

> FW: Just moved to Texas

>

> Dear Diary

> Just moved to Texas ! Now this is a state that knows how to live!!

> Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place!

> It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

>

> June 14th:

>

> Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an

> air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.

>

> What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm

> turning into a sun worshipper.

>

> June 30th:

>

> Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots

> of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing

> the lawn for me.

>

> Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

>

> July 10th:

>

> The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do

> people get used to this kind of heat?

>

> At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the

> heat is taking longer than I expected..

>

> July 15th:

>

> Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns

> over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.

>

> I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a

> climate like this.

>

> July 20th:

>

> I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left

> this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita

> had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then

> popped like a water balloon.

>

> The car now smells like Kibbles and Sh____s.

>

> I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.

>

> Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes again.

>

> July 25th:

>

> The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!

>

> And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the

> fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell

> me he needed to order parts.

>

> July 30th:

>

> Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now,

> $225,000 house and I can't even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one.

> Why did I ever come here?

>

> Aug. 4th:

>

> It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today.

> It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate

> this stupid state.

>

> Aug. 8th:

>

> If another wise ass cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm

> going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work,

> the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I

> smell like baked cat!!

>

> Aug. 9th:

>

> Tried to run some errands after work.. Wore shorts, and when

> sat on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was on fire.

>

> My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all

> the hair on the back of my legs and ass . . . Now my car smells

> like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.

>

> Aug 10th:

>

> The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot

> and sunny.

>

> Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do S----

> for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up

> next week.

>

> Doesn't it ever rain in this damn state? Water rationing

> will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow

> over.

>

> Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.

>

> Aug. 14th:

>

> Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115 today. Cactus are dead.

>

> Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out

> of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he

> asked me??? " Hot enough for you today? "

>

> My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail.

> Freaking Texas .

>

> What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??

>

> Will write later to let you know how the trial goes.

>

>

[Guest guest]

I had to forward this to my son in Germany, where they think they are having a

heat wave if it gets to 80.

Maxine

---- Original message ----

>Date: Wed, 5 Aug 2009 18:35:05 -0700 (PDT)

>

>Subject: Re: Fw: Just moved to Texas

>To: texasems-l

>

>

>

> PLAGIARISM!   But, that's OK---------LOL

>

>  

>

> ________________________________

>

> To: " texasems-l "

> texasems-l >

> Sent: Wednesday, August 5, 2009 6:19:51 PM

> Subject: Re: Fw: Just moved to Texas

>

>  

> How did you get my diary?

>

> Louis N. Molino, Sr. CET

> FF/NREMT/FSI/ EMSI

> Typed by my fingers on my iPhone.

> Please excuse any typo's

> (Cell)

> LNMolino (AT) aol (DOT) com

>

> On Aug 5, 2009, at 17:48, " Ron Haussecker "

>

> wrote:

>

> >

> > FW: Just moved to Texas

> >

> > Dear Diary

> > Just moved to Texas ! Now this is a state that

> knows how to live!!

> > Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What

> a place!

> > It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I

> love it here.

> >

> > June 14th:

> >

> > Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a

> problem. Live in an

> > air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned

> car.

> >

> > What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this.

> I'm

> > turning into a sun worshipper.

> >

> > June 30th:

> >

> > Had the backyard landscaped with western plants

> today. Lots

> > of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No

> more mowing

> > the lawn for me.

> >

> > Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

> >

> > July 10th:

> >

> > The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week.

> How do

> > people get used to this kind of heat?

> >

> > At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting

> used to the

> > heat is taking longer than I expected..

> >

> > July 15th:

> >

> > Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree

> burns

> > over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What

> a dumb thing to do.

> >

> > I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol'

> sun in a

> > climate like this.

> >

> > July 20th:

> >

> > I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car

> when I left

> > this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at

> noon, Lomita

> > had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping

> bag, then

> > popped like a water balloon.

> >

> > The car now smells like Kibbles and Sh____s.

> >

> > I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this

> heat.

> >

> > Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes again.

> >

> > July 25th:

> >

> > The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking

> blow dryer!!

> >

> > And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is

> on the

> > fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to

> drive by and tell

> > me he needed to order parts.

> >

> > July 30th:

> >

> > Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights

> now,

> > $225,000 house and I can't even go inside. Lomita

> is the lucky one.

> > Why did I ever come here?

> >

> > Aug. 4th:

> >

> > It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner

> fixed today.

> > It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85.

> I hate

> > this stupid state.

> >

> > Aug. 8th:

> >

> > If another wise ass cracks, 'Hot enough for you

> today?' I'm

> > going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I

> get to work,

> > the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are

> soaking wet, and I

> > smell like baked cat!!

> >

> > Aug. 9th:

> >

> > Tried to run some errands after work.. Wore

> shorts, and when

> > sat on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was

> on fire.

> >

> > My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of

> flesh and all

> > the hair on the back of my legs and ass . . . Now

> my car smells

> > like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.

> >

> > Aug 10th:

> >

> > The weather report might as well be a damn

> recording. Hot

> > and sunny.

> >

> > Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to

> do S----

> > for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might

> really warm up

> > next week.

> >

> > Doesn't it ever rain in this damn state? Water

> rationing

> > will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will

> just dry up and blow

> > over.

> >

> > Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.

> >

> > Aug. 14th:

> >

> > Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115 today.

> Cactus are dead.

> >

> > Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn

> windshield out

> > of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess

> what he

> > asked me??? " Hot enough for you today? "

> >

> > My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of

> jail.

> > Freaking Texas .

> >

> > What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to

> live here??

> >

> > Will write later to let you know how the trial

> goes.

> >

> > [Non-text portions of this message have been

> removed]

> >

> >

>

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