Proposed New EMS Transport Methods

[Guest guest]

As I have seen the errors of my ways I say we transport everyone. I also say

since we are to uneducated to do anything that we adopt the 3rd world policy of

just having a driver recruit citizens to help throw patient into ambulance and

then just drive. Ambulance can be much cheaper to buy and could even be special

designed sports car as it will not carry any supplys. Only allowed patient care

is to ask are you still breathing. If no response after multiple attempts (

note document multiple attempts so lawyers don't sue you ) divert to nearest

funeral home.

This policy will save money for private and tax supported services. Also

perhaps we can allow contracts be established with funeral homes to help earn

even more money. And again to avoid appearance of conflict of interest and law

suits document multiple attempts of asking if breathing.

And to ensure quality medical ummm I mean quality driving sklls all ambulance

drivers will attend the Petty racing experience.

So now are you all happy? I am willing to just continue working to see the

collapse of EMS with the masses.

If you can not see the sarcasm dripping from the above enjoy bashing me as it

means you edumacated folks ar leaving some other poor ignorant backwuds ful

alon. ( spelling bad as I'm not smart enough to spell check )

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