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I just had to share this....this message has been forwarded to me from the US writers from my husband’s show...so don’t shoot me.

Head writer’s comment below:

Wow. I'm not even CLOSE to being in his league. I've gotta start practicing!

ORIGINAL MESSAGE:

Subject: Further inspirations from our gearless leader

This poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from W.

Bush.The quotes have been arranged for aesthetic presentation by

Washington Post writer .Too good not to share,

especially during National Poetry Month.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

by W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.

It's a world of madmen and uncertainty

and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked

Is our children learning?

Will the highways of the Internet become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.

I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where

our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize Society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

------ End of Forwarded Message

------ End of Forwarded Message

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