TGIF - IF DOGS COULD SPEAK

[Guest guest]

'The leg might be broken, but I can still

annoy the fluff OUT of you!'

'Mum

said all I have to do is show you Baby Blue

puppy eyes and you'll feed me.

How'm I doin'....?'

'I don't get it.

Where's the milk?!'

'Think you're good, huh?

Just wait till I sneeze.'

'Therrrz no way that was juzzt milk!

[hiccup]!'

'If the puppy eyes don't work, use more conventional methods.'

'I hate....you!!

'Welllll, I'm a Gemini.....aaaaaannnd I like long walks

on the beach. Aaaaannnd I, like, tennis

balls.'

'I'm not [yawn]...tired, ok? I'm...just.....

a little...sllleeepy..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

'Why are people so unkind?'

'BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!!

AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh'

'Time for a power nap .'

'Ahhh! A mouse!! Quick...on the chair!'

'Rrrrr... I'm a tiger. Rrrrrrr'

' Sorry hope you don't mind ....

I was just a little thirsty.'

'Go on - tickle me.

You know you wanna.'

'Hey, did you take my Old Spice??

No, seriously....'

'Why did I eat so many cookies. Why?!'

'Weeeeeee!!!'

'He he. I went through your bag, man, and

I found this little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it.'

''Sup, Shorty?!'

'Kid....you're asking the wrong guy.''

'You'd think that looking like a panda I

would get a

bit more attention around here. Hello....? Hellooooo??'

'Wasssup!!'

'Bread. You're seriously giving me bread...?'

'[sniff sniff]....why don't they want [sniff] to play with

me??'