TGIF/The Centers for Disease Control

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Although we tend to be non-drinkers, I think you'll enjoy this!

Penny

Subject: FW: The Centers for Disease Control Warning> > > The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a> highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is> transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is > called> Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from> your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means > whatsoever -> DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.> If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave> the premises.> > Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase> one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract > (WINE)> and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the> antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your> syst em.> > You should immediately forward this medical alert to five> friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been > infected and> WORK is controlling your life.