Guest guest Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to Myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'- Lillian (mother of Jimmy )<><> I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'- Eleanor Roosevelt <><>Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.- Mark Twain<><> The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.- Burns<><> Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.- Victor Borge<><> Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.- Mark Twain<><> By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.- Socrates<><> I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.- Groucho Marx<><> My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.- Jimmy Durante<><> I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.- Zsa Zsa Gabor<><> Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.- Levine<><> My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.- Rodney Dangerfield<><> Money can't buy you happiness . But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.- Spike Milligan<><> Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.- Joe Namath<><> I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.- Bob Hope<><> I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.- W. C. Fields<><> We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.- Will <><> Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.- Winston Churchill<><> Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.- Phyllis Diller<><> By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.- Crystal Love & Prayers, PeggyFlorida, IPF/UIP 2004"I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet, when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009  These are good Peggy. Hope you are feeling rested after your trip. Are you still making Bibles? My crocheting is finally finished! Didn't quite make the deadline for Marly's Leo but she understood when she saw Leo had one leg w/o fur. I finished it quickly and she absolutely loves it. Makes all the work worthwhile but I wouldn't do another one! I'm now starting on another Bunting Baby. Marly wants one too. Hugs to you dear heart! MamaSher, age 70. IPF 3-06, OR. NasturtiumsDon't fret about tomorrow, God is already there! HUMMMMMM tidbits Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to �����Myself, �'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian (mother of Jimmy ) <><>� I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor Roosevelt� <><> Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain <><>� The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - Burns <><>� Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge <><>� Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain <><>� By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates <><>� I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx <><>� My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante <><>� I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor <><>� Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Levine <><>� My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield <><>� Money can't buy you happiness . But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan <><>� Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath <><>� I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope <><>� I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - W. C. Fields <><>� We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will <><>� Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill <><>� Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller <><>� By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Crystal Love & Prayers, Peggy Florida, �IPF/UIP 2004 "I believe that friends are quiet angels�who lift us to our feet,� when our wings�have trouble remembering how to fly."� Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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