First Date Story

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If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope > you're sitting > > down when > you read it. This is probably the funniest date > story ever, first > date or > not!!! > > We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. > Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most > embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The > winner > described her worst first date experience. There > was > absolutely no question as to why her tale took the > prize! > > She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite > cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the > mountains > outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip > (no > overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had > never > met before. The outing was fun but relatively > uneventful > until they were headed home late that afternoon. > > They were driving back down the mountain, when she > gradually began > to > realize that she should not have had that extra > latte. They > were about an hou r away from anywhere with a rest > room and > in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested > she try > to hold it, which she did for a while. > Unfortunately, > because of the heavy snow and slow going, there > came a point > where she told him that he had better stop and let

> her go > beside the road, or it would be the front seat of > his car. > > They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the > car, > yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow > she > didn't have good footing, so she let her butt > rest > against the rear fender t o steady herself. > Her companion stood on the side of the car > watching for traffic and indeed was a real > gentleman and > refrained from peeking. All she could think about > was the > relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing > nature of > the situation. > > Upon finishing however, she soon became > aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up > her > pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were > firmly > glued against the car's f ender. Thoughts of > tongues >

frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she > attempted to > disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was > quickly > apparent that she had a brand new problem. Due to > the > extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware > of the > humor of the moment, she answered her date's > concerns about 'what is taking so long' > with a reply > that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt > off' and in > need of some assistance! > > He came around the car as she tried to cover > herself with her sweater and then, as she looked > imploringly > into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got > the > giggles and when they finally managed to compose > themselves, > they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical > as the > situation was, they also were faced with a real > problem.

> Both agreed it would take something hot to free her > chilly > cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! > > Thinking about what had gotten her into the > predicament in the > first place, > both quickly realized that there was only one way > to get her > free. So, as she looked the other way, her first > time date > proceeded to > unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. > > As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the > Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that > should be > 'pants down'. And you thought your first > date was > embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This > gives > a whole new meaning to being pissed off. 'Oh, > and how did > the first date turn out? He became her husband and > was > sitting next to her on the Leno show. > >

> > > > > > Forgiveness means releasing the right to make someone > wrong.